so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview

and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

tell them ur white

two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice

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and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

how do you convince me you're the one for the job

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Would you like me to suck you now or later?

rose west is my bitch

pin him down and finger his ass hole

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Originally Posted by BatteryGirl

Would you like me to suck you now or later?

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fat old and ugly

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Originally Posted by ziraffe

pin him down and finger his ass hole

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fat old and ugly

just like ur mom u goat fucker

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:

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Originally Posted by Bliz

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:

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u can buy rep bars by sending clay snickers idk if u new that

my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

rose west is my bitch

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I love hearing that, studman.

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Originally Posted by Bliz

my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.

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yeah thats probably enough for smod

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice

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are we talking skybox seats front row or what
cuz you can get seats in the nosebleeds for 40 dollars its cheaper than ordering the fucking PPV to go to the actual event (ive been to two wrestlemanias(cberry mad jelly)

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Originally Posted by BatteryGirl

Would you like me to suck you now or later?

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is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here

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Originally Posted by Bliz

i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS :raged:

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lol

I don't think I even have a dream job

I'm going home to smoke pot on the sofa

cberry is apparently into roleplaying

you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!

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Originally Posted by cberry

is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here

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So I get the job?

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

ashley is into gold

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Originally Posted by Marco

you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!

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the kitchen is too small to clean

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

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oh my god stalker virus is that really you lmao!!!

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

cberry is apparently into roleplaying

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you know how frothy my loins get when i role play

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

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Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.

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Originally Posted by Marco

Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.

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well she wouldnt post it if it wasnt her come on marco duh

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So I get the job?

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it was a trick question i would never hire a white

I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
Malt liquor.

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
http://i.imgur.com/tcY4l.jpg

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Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?