Jack will never be able to save up to meet lisa irl and will suffer a serious mental breakdown on the forums and return to using and distributing drugs. He will have to live in a van with stevey and plug drugs
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Jack will never be able to save up to meet lisa irl and will suffer a serious mental breakdown on the forums and return to using and distributing drugs. He will have to live in a van with stevey and plug drugs
get fucked jj I'm living in a Mercedes van and converting it to be fully livable and great I'm not a garbage person like them I'll stab you
speaking of which where's the homeless guy monde murdered ,s body????
did lisa and him get together what the fuck happened with him their love never took off from what I saw how is that possible man lisa goes through guys so fast I can't keep up thankfully jack ruby is going to fix all of that!
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Originally Posted by Caggles
I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go! :smile:
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?
welp
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Originally Posted by majorcum
tldrQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
LOL don't be a butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
If you aren't on skype right now you're dumped
yeah next march for sure,, junkies are known for there savings accounts ,, and lisa's longest relationship with anyone, online or offline has not last more than 3 months
you stupid faggots get out
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I'll still cyber fuck him later
YES!
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that's a cola, not a root beer
get real. Get a job as a security guard it requirez little to no experience. Just quit taking drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
i wish you would cybet fuck meQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Its funny how Lisa shits on Jack so publicly here.
Jack, what part of the game is this? Don't let her ho you like this!
I'm going to stick my dick in between both of them.
Fuck off dickheadQuote:
Originally Posted by UPGRAYEDD
Hi :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
No you do not get to worm your retard sheeple ass back up my assQuote:
Originally Posted by UPGRAYEDD
y u mad tho
Are you fucking kidding me??
Back the fuck away
I remember so little about this forum, I had to password reset to get my username.
are you the homeless guy
Twinkies are cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by majorcum