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I mean I'm NOT Howdy
Hey nothowdy, nice to meet you. I'm mr. Jon. That's a really cute dog you got there man. Really cute.
That is a cute dog.
Oh, and I'd like to thank whoever allowed my presence on Brokedick Mountain. You're the bee knees.
I'm from SM. Some of us are part of the PEE Coat Club (IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS!!!! PEE LIKE URINE!) Well, to be apart of it you have to be well-off financially, like myself!
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I'll give the admin some of my money if he or she continues being a good gal or pal!
Hey, Jon! I love your penis! IT'S BIG AND STRONG!Quote:
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You can pet her!Quote:
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My penis is solid. It's a 6 incher and a bit thick, we look a bit like penis twins. .. what are the odds? ! I will now join my dick to your thread so they can be linked forever.
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I'm not completely erect in any of the pics I posted, but thanks! We're dick twins!
Take some pics with different chicks. And tell homegirl her pajama pants are FAB-U-LOUS!
I don't post current girlfriends anymore, she almost saw her hairy ass back then when I was scrolling.
You just started takin' flicks and pics of a chick with ur dick, semi-recently? Betta pull out the scrapbook, young blood
I used to feel guilty and delete when we broke up. Once it was hidden and she somehow tracked it down and deleted it. I've only filmed 4 though, sorry man. What else you got?
What kind of dog is it?
Here's my old dog
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Plenty more in the vault. I'm gonna have to do screen shots tho cuz I have more videos than pics :/
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Your dog's on pornhub? That's dope. Too bad the link didn't workQuote:
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Invalid link dogs are the cutest when they're puppies.
TOGTFOQuote:
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Especially in amateur porn videos!Quote:
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What does the TO stand for?
I think 'Tits or'
or Tylenol
Or she really hates Terrell Owens
Time Outs GET THE FUCK OUT
tits orQuote:
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Taints or***
That fucking Terrell Owens.Quote:
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Can we see yours again? I need something to sober me up real fast
U drink at work, hoe?
I could. No one here but me for 12 hours. I have a hangover though, after I pmed you drunk I went and argued with my girl for a solid 4 hours
Was it about your semi-lite loads?
I used to do that out of boredom. Just to get reactions.Quote:
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When I would drink around my last ex I'd usually be alone and just talk on the phone while she slept. She was actually pretty fun to drink with, too. *lip quiver*
Was she the dog?
I had a bitch fit because she came to me and told me she had a "hey how are you" convo with an ex and I was like biiiitch what you think I trust you or something? What you think I'm confident or something? ShiiiittttQuote:
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