They told me I was the chosen one then stuck something in my ass.
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They told me I was the chosen one then stuck something in my ass.
so they stimulated your prostate
I think I just crapped out a baby ET.
Have you told this story before? Sounds familiar.
Nah. Well one time I was captured by the CIA and they implanted a mind control device into my spine. They mostly use it to make my punch myself in the nuts and smoke crack.
So you basically are a cow, or maybe a camel. Any animal that chews cud, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
stop chewing cud and chew my meow instead
I just had a c section and I'm trying not to laugh so that I don't rupture something and it's soo hardQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
The CIA is telling me to call you a cunt.
See that guy over there yeh he could so be called Sam.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
HehQuote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
She is one, a stupid pathetic one
you're just jealous because she's 40 years younger and 7 points hotter than you
FunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
*YAWN*
not funny, true. that chick is like 19 and she's married and had a kid and I think even a job. what do you have lisa? none of that, and you never will.
Um yeeeeeeahQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i have more she looks older than that, is really dumb and pathetic and I'm just better in every way and a lot more successfull see how I spell it
Unless you fancy cody as better than you these are facts
Plus I got more rep
I am the best poster
lisa how can you possibly call yourself successful? you're living on government assistance because you couldn't handle the stress of working a relatively simple job, that's the polar opposite of success
I'll bet antisera never molested a kid
Because of work I have already done and what I have already accomplished in spite of actually having had had life happenQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm not as sheltered as you maks
you're a shut-in who flips her shit over the most minor of life's little inconveniences, they don't come much more sheltered than that
you're a moddy coddled poorly developed ass wipe who is sheltered and knows nothing about lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm pretty fucking far from sheltered maks
unlike you
Yeah, I sure am sheltered, what with my leaving the house every day and working full time and supporting myself. damn I wish I knew how to function in the real world like you.
Maks having a job is not what sheltered or not meansQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
The fact that you do think that proves it even more
You are sheltered and I have also done more jobs than you
I just think it's incredibly ironic that someone who lives in constant fear of leaving her house is calling me sheltered, is all. ya know.
Except I don't live in fear of it, I just don't want to go out and I hate people they are shit, nonetheless I still go out more than you doQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm kick ass at public speaking you know, you'd pee your pants
really because you can't post worth shit
I think you'd pee your pants and then go into a manic episode and throw all your clothes out on the lawn, now I'm no psychic but that's what I believe would happen if someone tried to pry you out of your safe little cocoon
Yeah but you're actually dumber than me and have no ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And that is not what happens
Maks I have dealt with stuff that would break your little moddy coddled sad little narrow mind, you are the only one living in a cocoon, you're going to get a really rude shock one day, you might be old, your mum dead, all alone but you will eventually get a rude shock, you have experienced nothing and know nothing about life which is why you are so shit at having a fucking clue about anyone else
it sounds like it broke your mind too, you've been on mental disability for several years while the rest of us are taking life's little problems a day at a time and working through them, like adults