just j/o

nap time

living the dream...

yeah watching my wall mounted led tv jacking off to weird stuff then passing out cause i'm so tired

but not watching porn on my led tv damn my life sucks

post pics of tv and if your dick just so happens to get in the frame then that's ok...

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Originally Posted by TheElJoe

yeah watching my wall mounted led tv jacking off to weird stuff then passing out cause i'm so tired

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Define "weird stuff"

sex with dead people...

My dick would block the tv heh and weird stuff as in fetishes as in maybe some feet stuff or idk maybe other stuff

power stroke, power nap...

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

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Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

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Originally Posted by Critic Al Bundy

Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

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shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

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*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *FLUSHES TOILET*

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Originally Posted by Critic Al Bundy

*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *FLUSHES TOILET*

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shut up maks

stare at my number and never call me

*flushes toilet*

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Originally Posted by Critic Al Bundy

*flushes toilet*

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Originally Posted by PIRATIO

eminem is foreverlaughing at you

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Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

feet

a fucking weird yet harmless fetish

I don't get it

I knew a guy once who would get off if I showed him my feet on cam

I would sit there wiggling my toes at the cam and pissing myself laughing as he jerked off

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It sounds like half of your sexual encounters involve watching someone jerking off on webcam.

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Originally Posted by sex with dead people

It sounds like half of your sexual encounters involve watching someone jerking off on webcam.

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nah

but a small fraction

i need to j/o but nothing gets me off anymore

let me watch you try

you're not helping you're hurting

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

let me watch you try

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Eh... no, Peg. *flushes toilet*

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

you're not helping you're hurting

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well you're useless then

maybe i don't want to be used

aw

that's a shame

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

you're not helping you're hurting

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I'm serious...as soon as that bitch started posting here i can easily go more than a week without needing to j/o. She gave me erectile dysfunction and i think i should file a lawsuit against her for it.

same here man i can't seem to get a chubby no matter what i try and it's usually like that when she's here

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

same here man i can't seem to get a chubby no matter what i try and it's usually like that when she's here

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You were about ready to catch a plane to come fuck me 2 days ago and I told you to go to bed

Were you going to attempt that with a floppy?

I was having a psychotic break. And I never fly.