Official goat discussion thread

Goats are neat.

http://www.takepart.com/sites/defaul...lic/goat_1.jpg

Some people think goats are the same as sheep. Those people are fucking wrong.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7kfVpaT7w0...s1600/goat.jpg

Some people think goats are evil because they have those weird eyes. Goats aren't evil, they're the best ruminant ever. If I had to sacrifice an animal for some bizarre religious ritual I would not choose a goat.

https://evbdn.eventbrite.com/s3-s3/e...amedsylvia.jpg

Do you like goats? y/n

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

yes. yes i do.

True story Jim Breuer's Goat Boy was the least funny sketch in SNL history but the guy does one hell of a goat impression

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

yes. yes i do.

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lets form a club

:awesome:

my bro just started dating a goat farmer. i can respect that.

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Originally Posted by juji

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

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For starters it is much more difficult to rape a goat. Goats have very little tolerance for sexual assault, most carry pepper spray and some even have handguns in their purses. If you're looking for an animal to rape, I suggest you look elsewhere, like australia.

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

my bro just started dating a goat farmer. i can respect that.

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please tell me they're sending you cheese

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Originally Posted by maks

lets form a club

:awesome:

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you're onto something...i searched the word goat and deso made a thread about babby goats and there were a lot of other goat related posts. goddamn goats rule

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Originally Posted by maks

please tell me they're sending you cheese

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they're babby goats. new kids on the block. idk if they're being farmed for milk and cheese, i think he said it was for meat

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

you're onto something...i searched the word goat and deso made a thread about babby goats and there were a lot of other goat related posts. goddamn goats rule

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dude I can't possibly express how cool goats are in regular words I'd have to paint a picture or write a sonnet or do an interpretive dance. someone get fanfare in here.

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

they're babby goats. new kids on the block. idk if they're being farmed for milk and cheese, i think he said it was for meat

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if you eat a goat you absorb its power

I ate 4 goats last week and I've had a raging hardon ever since

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Originally Posted by maks

if you eat a goat you absorb its power

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yes that is true

Goats have a tendency to seek the highest point in their physical environs.
This is why goats with projectile weapons make for excellent foot soldiers.

indeed, I don't know how we ever would have beaten the krauts without our battalion of brave and loyal goat snipers

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

yes that is true

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some people think goats eat tin cans but that idea is ludicrous, they don't have the teeth or the digestive system to eat metal objects they prefer fresh green shoots and grasses

Did you know.....

...The proper name for a group of goats is a trip.
...Baby goats are kids.
...males are called bucks.
...females are called does.
...A domestic male is sometimes called a billy; a female, a nanny.
...Goats are great swimmers.
...If bottled raised, goats will become bonded to their caregivers.
...Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.
...Domestic goats are found worldwide.
...Pygmy goats are a goat species, not a breed.
...There are six recognized dairy goat breeds in the United States: Alpine, La Mancha, Oberhasli, Nubian, Saanen, Toggenburg.
...Each breed of dairy goat gives a different tasting milk. Oberhasli goats give milk that tastes closest to cow's milk.
...Anything you make with cow's milk, you can make with goat's milk.
...Goat's discovered coffee beans.
...Goat milk has a higher butterfat content than cow's milk.
...Hearty seafarers, goats were kept by sailors for milk.
...Ancient Greeks used goat skins to make vellum and parchment.
...Goats are depicted in Paleolithic art.
...True wild goats are found throughout southern Asia.
...The Ibex (another wild goat species) populates Europe, Asia and Africa.
...Matriarchal herds of goats consist of 5 to 20 individuals.
...Goats are browsers, not grazers.
...Goats are extremely picky about what they eat.
...Goats DO NOT eat tin cans.
...Goats have only bottom front and side teeth, the top jaw does have a large back molar for crushing things.
...Goats have rectangular eyes - this allows them to see very well in the dark.
...Goats contribute to desertification in Africa.
...The Rocky Mountain "goat" is not a true goat; it is closer to a sheep.
...Wild goats don't sleep.
...Goats use straw to scratch their backs.
...Cashmere comes from the undercoat of the Asian Kashmiri goat, with the average annual yield per animal being less than one pound.
...Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
...Most mohair now comes from Angora fleece raised in the U.S., with the average annual yield per animal being four pounds.
...Goats catch colds and can succumb to pneumonia.
...The fat molecules in goat milk are five times smaller than the fat molecules in cow milk. Goat milk is broken down in the stomach in twenty minutes; it takes an hour for the stomach to break down cow's milk.
...Goats are great as stock animals. Goats are easier on the trail than other pack/stock animals. Properly conditioned, a goat can carry up to 25%-30% of its body weight.

...Wild goats don't sleep.

in morrocco they have tree goats that eat kernels from the argan trees and then the locals wait for them to poop out the kernels and press argan oil from them and cook with it

GM recently unveiled a full-size sedan that can go 800 miles on a single pellet of goat shit

http://i.imgur.com/DhCEzXZ.jpg

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Originally Posted by juji

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

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goats don't take shit from sheep

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Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons

http://i.imgur.com/DhCEzXZ.jpg

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then I have no use for quick mart

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Originally Posted by plusle riot

goats don't take shit from sheep

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favorited, liked, and subscribed

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Originally Posted by maks

Did you know.....

...The proper name for a group of goats is a trip.
...Baby goats are kids.
...males are called bucks.
...females are called does.
...A domestic male is sometimes called a billy; a female, a nanny.
...Goats are great swimmers.
...If bottled raised, goats will become bonded to their caregivers.
...Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.
...Domestic goats are found worldwide.
...Pygmy goats are a goat species, not a breed.
...There are six recognized dairy goat breeds in the United States: Alpine, La Mancha, Oberhasli, Nubian, Saanen, Toggenburg.
...Each breed of dairy goat gives a different tasting milk. Oberhasli goats give milk that tastes closest to cow's milk.
...Anything you make with cow's milk, you can make with goat's milk.
...Goat's discovered coffee beans.
...Goat milk has a higher butterfat content than cow's milk.
...Hearty seafarers, goats were kept by sailors for milk.
...Ancient Greeks used goat skins to make vellum and parchment.
...Goats are depicted in Paleolithic art.
...True wild goats are found throughout southern Asia.
...The Ibex (another wild goat species) populates Europe, Asia and Africa.
...Matriarchal herds of goats consist of 5 to 20 individuals.
...Goats are browsers, not grazers.
...Goats are extremely picky about what they eat.
...Goats DO NOT eat tin cans.
...Goats have only bottom front and side teeth, the top jaw does have a large back molar for crushing things.
...Goats have rectangular eyes - this allows them to see very well in the dark.
...Goats contribute to desertification in Africa.
...The Rocky Mountain "goat" is not a true goat; it is closer to a sheep.
...Wild goats don't sleep.
...Goats use straw to scratch their backs.
...Cashmere comes from the undercoat of the Asian Kashmiri goat, with the average annual yield per animal being less than one pound.
...Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
...Most mohair now comes from Angora fleece raised in the U.S., with the average annual yield per animal being four pounds.
...Goats catch colds and can succumb to pneumonia.
...The fat molecules in goat milk are five times smaller than the fat molecules in cow milk. Goat milk is broken down in the stomach in twenty minutes; it takes an hour for the stomach to break down cow's milk.
...Goats are great as stock animals. Goats are easier on the trail than other pack/stock animals. Properly conditioned, a goat can carry up to 25%-30% of its body weight.

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It lacks "wall jumping" I've seen some goats can do wall jump IRL

wall jumping, head butting, shoulder dashing, goats can be a powerful ally or a dangerous adversary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiS1ZGLDIX0

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Originally Posted by juji

It lacks "wall jumping" I've seen some goats can do wall jump IRL

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they can shoulder-dash a nigga like it's no one's business

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...kg0mo1_500.jpg

I'd like to see a fucking alpaca do that