In this thread we try to get Cag and Elezzzark back together, planning skype trolls, sending funny PMs to each other, msotly bcause elz is a thousand times better and cooler than camoron is now, and well cag needs a little more from her forum hunks
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In this thread we try to get Cag and Elezzzark back together, planning skype trolls, sending funny PMs to each other, msotly bcause elz is a thousand times better and cooler than camoron is now, and well cag needs a little more from her forum hunks
i honestly don't know why cag, won't hang out with elz, i mean he is right around where she lives, like her social calendar is so full she can't fit in a hour or 2 for a good friend like elz
If she is my wife, I would have extra 1000 on welfare
You wouldn't get a dime of welfare if you were my husband.
You would be beaten if you were my wifeQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
nope he would social security disability works different, u can still have an income cag, become elz's wife, for 100 dollors usd a month,
HAHAHAHA thats why I AM NOT YOUR WIFE LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
it's worht it cag, to get beaten by elz for that extra spending money u get from the fedarl goverment,
Gotta be an easier way to get my hands on 100 bucks a month.
I will probably end up having to marry elz if my drugdealer and i start going steady, you know, so I can support my drug dealer and his shitty life.
maybe if u don't talk back or txt back or w/e to elz he would cut u in for a little more, each month, if u took your beatings like a man,
I can't help but scream when I'm getting horse kicked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
or is it called a donkey punch?
donkey punched, is getting close fisted punched in the cunt, according to girls i have done it to before,
go fort it elz, folow youre dreams
No, dont do it because the governement watch us, you are forbidden to contact with drug dealersQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
u see to fool the government, u have to actually be his wife, and do all the things a wife does, and love him honor him etc etc, they are pretty smart down at the federal building and will be able to tell if u are faking it,
whats it called when someone is fucking you from behind and they punch you in the back of the head?
thats called cags favorite positionQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
more commonly referred to as "christmas dinner at lisa's house"
And extra 3" of dick for her mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
Yup blow job every day
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Originally Posted by juji
donkey punchQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
and if you grab the corner of their mouth with one finger at the same time, it's fish hook donkey punch
listen you big headed little freak, if you dont stop making fun of me im going to have a serious mental breakdown and cry live on tinychat, now is that what you want
Why would u talk to Cag like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
:goodone:
cameron have u talked to cag lately, are you 2 still close, or did doli finally break you 2 up, so he could have her all to himself,
cag I have unlimited free weed and am not attracted to you and think you're plain paper marry me I can useyou to roll joints
cag is really cute, i love how u guys try to play it off, like she's a beast or something,
cag has the hottest voice i've ever (not) heard
she fixed her mic, and she sounds like a mix between valley girl and angry starbucks barista
super cute
cag is a little pixie, she is not only really nice, but she is also pretty easy on the eyes!
super cool