I'm going to rip my uterus out with a shop vac. it doesnt do anything except bleed and lets face the facts I really don't need kidds
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I'm going to rip my uterus out with a shop vac. it doesnt do anything except bleed and lets face the facts I really don't need kidds
I wonder if ob has any good advice for this sudden bout of weed fueled dysmorphia
help! I'm literally about to jam my fist up there and tear this shit out. I feel like a swollen tick
Refer to it as your pussy from now on because the word vagina sounds so gross.
Post pics and maybe someone can help you...
there is a giant tampon stuffed inside it right now.
this thread is number one. lol Mercedes number one
bump for the most important of rubynet threads.
you're disgusting
the tampon is as big as a Pepsi can. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
fuck off
hahaha, i just reaslized this is in the lisard area
cag why are you posting in the lisard area? is it just to piss off the reptiles?
taking shit seriously on a gay nigger dick forum
did you download steam or not? be sure to add elezzzark once you're done
deep down you're all impressed with thread and the gargantuan o ring I have stuffed inside me.
is that like the space shuttle o-ring that caused columbia to blow up?
i picture you suddenly bursting and spewing period blood everywhere after an o-ring failure
talking about my period with monde. classic rubynet. jesus Christ I'm bloated as fuck.
Would it make you feel better if I told you that you were pretty?
Nothing you can do or say will make me feel better because I am emotionally scarred by you and your heinous bullying at my expense!
I was talking to monde, but I'm sorry you're so troubled by the text that i type
you should be. Im a sensative, meek soul.
like a mouse soul.
Bye.
sigh
super important thread bump part 2
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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
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Originally Posted by m0nde
help me obe won Marco you're my only hope
christ I did the same thing, I dont know how I got hereQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
help I've stumbled into the wrong side of town I gotta run before I get swarmed by lizards
fuck that is the first really funny jack voonigger post i've seen
I hope cat avatar guy gets pussy aids
move this thread to dr mondes house calls
idk, her talking like this is kind of turning me onQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
periods are a natural and beautiful phenomenon
It just means nobody rawdogged you during the month and gave you a creampie is what it boils down to
If I get pregnant I will rip that shit out with my bare hands.
I'll reach up there, wrap my fingers around it's little throat and squeeze the life from it.
Then I'll rip it the fuck out and stomp on it.
cag did you just take a hit of coke?
I'm just terrified of having babies.
dinguan mde of cervical lining and period blood!