what a dick

So a way that I make money is I sell these madden ultimate team players on eBay. I sold this one guy a player and I'm nice to him and everything. I told him that I am on vacation and he would have to wait untill sunday to get the card (which it usually takes at least that long to deliver it (he bought it last night)) and he gets all mad that he has to wait 2 days! As a buyer I think ebay gives me like 10 days to ship. He left negative feedback and called eBay and said he never received the item and now my very legit eBay account makes me look like I stole his $3. What an inpatient *******.

what is a madden ultimate team player

i been scammed for more than 3 bucks on ebay before lol

i don't fuck around with ebay
seems like way too much effort for chump change

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i don't fuck around with ebay
seems like way too much effort for chump change

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i made more money on ebahy than i lost if its any consolation

yeah its nice to know people will pay more than somethings worth, just to avoid leaving their batcave lol

i took your advice about the wooden pipe thing so i may try that drink recipe lol

did you carve it yourself

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did you carve it yourself

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its brazilian rose wood. i just put two holes in with a drill press and shaped it with a belt sander. i couldnt really carve stuff into it because its such a hard wood. butt yeah cody was right the flavor is great, its almost fruity. i will probably end up making another one when this one burns out.

One time I was going hiking and I had my bag but forgot my papers, found a pack of screens in the glovebox so I took a branch and drilled it out with my swiss army knife and it actually turned into a pretty badass pipe

So a way that I make money is I sell these madden ultimate team players on eBay. I sold this one guy a player and I'm nice to him and everything. I told him that I am on vacation and he would have to wait untill sunday to get the card (which it usually takes at least that long to deliver it (he bought it last night)) and he gets all mad that he has to wait 2 days! As a buyer I think ebay gives me like 10 days to ship. He left negative feedback and called eBay and said he never received the item and now my very legit eBay account makes me look like I stole his $3. What an inpatient *******.

i sometimes make shoddy pipes out of aluminum foil. They can work out pretty nice and require minimum effort to make, but after I got super stoned i started getting paranoid about whether or not you should smoke off of tin foil and like if the aluminum had vaporized and got in my lungs and w/e and started googling "is it safe to smoke off aluminum?"

it tastes like shit, as for whether its safe does it really matter?

didn't read, why some retarded posters follow this unreadable post

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didn't read, why some retarded posters follow this unreadable post

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give me dannys number

who is danny?

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who is danny?

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http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...00000413365514

gimme them digits

elezark i know you want the best for your sister, please consider that i can treat her better than your poor mexican family. please feel free to pm me your response.

That's creepy bro

its not creepy she is a woman and i am a man, it is a perfectly natural process of life and we will have little mulato babies. i will name one elezark in your honor.

Give me your IRL address for change to her cellphone number, you do first

i will post both my addresses public here if you pm me dannys cellphone number

Im not doing anything until you post your facebook here before i pm you

the real elezark already knows that stuff... so if you are the real elezark stop bullshitting and pm me. if you actually care about your sisters future you would realize she would have a much better life with me infact just give me your dads cell phone number i think we can sort this out.

Ok, pm'd

im waiting

elezark why would you give me a fake number that is rude. please come back and talk to me when you are ready to be mature about this. i know you want danny to be hapy so please reconsider.

Stop trolling me, bro. I think your mobile sucks that can't even call to outside of your country

you are trolling yourself im sorry that you arent smarter. come see me again in a few years.

post pics

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you are trolling yourself im sorry that you arent smarter. come see me again in a few years.

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That doesn't make sense

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post pics

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nah dude you gotta wait ur turn, i called first dibs

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That doesn't make sense

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you arent the real elezark please stop impersonating a handicaped mexican over the ineternet. you dont know much about the real elezark, and you arent even doing a good job pretending to be him. your better off copypasting his old posts like "dead skin with white thong" etc. im done playing with you so now you can log off.

You got me. Guess who i am?

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