lol i can't its way 2 gross to even think about
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lol i can't its way 2 gross to even think about
i wanted to write a sexy lesbian story, but then i just couldn't mods pls delete this thread i've failed
Going to send you to Australia in box with a big pink bow
Be careful when your going out to your car tonight
premature ejaculator?Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Shut up rootbeer. I hope your arms explode
Just like the man in the man whose arms exploded
here i will give it one more shot,,,,,,
as lisa and cag are eating each others pussy's :puke:
ugh i want to do it, i just can't
they are going to implode from being too small
buy some viagra broQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I think this is Dps way of saying he wants more Lisa Dp erotica. Think he really like the last batch.
ok i will write sexy mike and lisa and cag stories idc, it's what the people want
They don't. I have writers block because I couldn't make anything more awesome than Lisas lice and fleas eating off your dick
Unless lisas pussy secretes acid...
Bad boy bubby 2 staring Lisa as bubbys mom, and dp as bubby
no thanks
I've had nice g/fs
not interested in a pathetic moronic shovel faced, ape titted, nasty slag who follows me around the internet and posts about my vagina all day
Lisa got herpes from her mom lmao
This thread is grounds for herp confinement for everyone who contributed
thread did not deliver, 1ed.
Neither do any of your threads claiming you're leaving forever
Don't listen to josh, pluggy he's just jealous of your popularity
oh pluggy
When do I get an apology for this hurtful thread?
plug drugs is right for onceQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
sorry clarissa,Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
boostbeer
Lisa and cag stick there tongue outs and the tongues touch. They swirl the tongues together and Lisa giggles shy ly. "You obsesed bush pig," Lisa whispers. "Now its time for u to rly sniff my butt,"
Doli and Lisa are lying in lisas filthy aparment cuddling. Lisa ties doli to the ceiling and pees on him
Lisa and Cag hold hands while they walk down the beech. The sun sets int he distance behind them.
Doli and Lisa get married and doli delivers the baby live on tinychat.
as cag is giving lisa a rim job and biting the dingle berrys off with her sharp little teeth, lisa see's she has a message from teknorat on her skype, luckly lisa has had her headphone and mic thing on her head the entire time cag has licked her butthole clean, and awnsers the call, WHAT NOW FUCKHEAD,,,, cag thinks to herself oh god is she doing it wrong, lisa gives her a look and says "your doing fine orangutan nipples, shovel faced whore, it's just that fuckwit teknorat on skype, keep going"
ahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Doli and lisas baby is born with full beard, glasses, and nappy, greasy hair
I was only 9 years old
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Shrek
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
When do we get an apology for your birth?Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Sorry my mom is dead an she can't apologize
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
as cag is giving lisa a rim job and biting the dingle berrys off with her sharp little teeth, lisa see's she has a message from teknorat on her skype, luckly lisa has had her headphone and mic thing on her head the entire time cag has licked her butthole clean, and awnsers the call, WHAT NOW FUCKHEAD,,,, cag thinks to herself oh god is she doing it wrong, lisa gives her a look and says "your doing fine orangutan nipples, shovel faced whore, it's just that fuckwit teknorat on skype, keep going"