The Paint Challenge: me vs Cody

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12-01-2013
juji

The Paint Challenge: me vs Cody

Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray

Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

LOL

I love you juji, I'm sorry I deleted you on steam for making 2 posts that I didn't like :(
12-01-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

welp for starters i've never used a sprayer i brush and roll everything i do and i don't wear a respirator either because i don't have to, i'm never removing lead or asbestos. and i paint metal all the time dumbass lol
12-01-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies

LOL

I love you juji, I'm sorry I deleted you on steam for making 2 posts that I didn't like :(

citation needed
12-01-2013
Tahiti Joe

all three of you huffed to much aerosol.
12-01-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

i can also hear if i drip some paint so i can clean it up before it sets in oh hi there elz how's life buddy?
12-01-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by www.whatthefuck.com

welp for starters i've never used a sprayer i brush and roll everything i do and i don't wear a respirator either because i don't have to, i'm never removing lead or asbestos. and i paint metal all the time dumbass lol

define "metal"

you know what's kind of paint liquid you're going to use
12-01-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by www.whatthefuck.com

i can also hear if i drip some paint so i can clean it up before it sets in oh hi there elz how's life buddy?

I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

citation needed

no we discussed it, the last conversation we had on steam

and then I saw you post it again and I deleted you and I now rue that day
12-01-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies

no we discussed it, the last conversation we had on steam

and then I saw you post it again and I deleted you and I now rue that day

:(

Lisa is whore remorse
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

:(

Lisa is whore remorse

LOL!
12-01-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

define "metal"

you know what's kind of paint liquid you're going to use

depends on the application, if its a new metal door thats been primed you just need to put a oil based primer on it before painting with latex (light sand before and after for better adhesion) then finish in latex exterior with at least a satin sheen.

for metal roofs you have to check all the mastic (tar) joints as you go or you'll have leaks eventually then paint with appropriate oil or alkyd paint.

for cars/boats/other vehicles: http://senseslost.com/third-rail-con.../rustoleum.JPG
and if i cant do it with that i pay someone who specializes in bodywork.

for metal ceiling supports in industrial buildings i sub those out and charge more so i make money for not having to choke on paint fumes wearing a respirator because i'm white not some mexican faggot lol.

for metal fences i always use oil based paint
12-01-2013
rootbeer

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.

confucius say
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

I can see the motion of drip very faster before you hear because you can hear the flying birds.

oh man I want to smoke weed with you
12-01-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by rootbeer

confucius say

lol fucking yoda
12-01-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by www.whatthefuck.com

depends on the application, if its a new metal door thats been primed you just need to put a oil based primer on it before painting with latex (light sand before and after for better adhesion) then finish in latex exterior with at least a satin sheen.

for metal roofs you have to check all the mastic (tar) joints as you go or you'll have leaks eventually then paint with appropriate oil or alkyd paint.

for cars/boats/other vehicles: http://senseslost.com/third-rail-con.../rustoleum.JPG
and if i cant do it with that i pay someone who specializes in bodywork.

for metal ceiling supports in industrial buildings i sub those out and charge more so i make money for not having to choke on paint fumes wearing a respirator because i'm white not some mexican faggot lol.

for metal fences i always use oil based paint

I used Ctrl+F to find "anti-corrosive" and couldn't find. What a shame.
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man

I nearly wee'd myself
12-01-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies

I nearly wee'd myself

because youre a fucking idiot that makes total sense
12-01-2013
steveyos

this thread was doomed from the start since it's about a lizard, but it still coulda been funny if the lizards didn't reply, but there they go ruining yet another great thread at rubynet good job ruby
12-01-2013
Gentleman Doli

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray

Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man
12-01-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i can paint my toenails
12-01-2013
Chronic Munchies

steveyos sucks the funny out of threads and turns it into fat on his disgusting body
12-01-2013
Camoron

coming to A&E this fall: PAINT WARS

a deaf mexican programmer and a racist housepainter will do battle
12-02-2013
steveyos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies

steveyos sucks the funny out of threads and turns it into fat on his disgusting body

just wanted to make sure everyone saw this
12-02-2013
rubycalaber

only in mexico could NOT wearing a mask so you dont breathe in noxious fumes be seen as a cool thing
12-02-2013
rubycalaber

ps stevey is not fat anymore
12-02-2013
steveyos

I'm 219 lbs I don't even wear a mask while bench pressing
12-02-2013
rubycalaber

no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask
12-02-2013
steveyos

Me:

-best poster
-sexy as fuck
-don't even wear mask while bench pressing
-mentally stable girlfriend
-your favorite poster's favorite poster
-god of trolls
-gout survivor
-amazing hair
-cag
-only poster who can dance
-only poster with rhythm
-only poster who can own keyboard/mouse fags with controller
-virgin
-best voice
-only poster truly in contact with native american spirits (stomple is a poser, my people would never talk to vegan.)
12-02-2013
steveyos

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubycalaber

no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask

is that a batman quote
12-02-2013
steveyos

-doesn't care about fiction because real life isn't a nightmare
12-02-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubycalaber

no one cared who I was before I put on the house painting mask

getting visuals of my bloody valentine (original)
12-02-2013
m0nde

Quote:

Originally Posted by juji

Cody:
-Paints over wooden structures
-Paints drywall
-Paints plastic ones
-Paints once time
-Charges to people
-Afraid of heights
-Wears mask
-Uses paint spray

Me:
-Paints over metal structures and anything
-Paints 2nd times
-No charge (only for my home)
-Not afraid of heights (Just painted the ladders over 30 meters of height)
-Doesn't require to wear mask because is not pussy neither he breathes
-Uses brush with strength and resistance of a real man

:roy4l:

i've never known anyonoe to paint ladders over 30m of height while holding their breathe near a pussy with strength and resistance of a real man
12-02-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0nde

:roy4l:

i've never known anyonoe to paint ladders over 30m of height while holding their breathe near a pussy with strength and resistance of a real man

usually if theres something like that needing paint they set up a swing you don't freeball that shit
12-02-2013
steveyos

lmao
12-02-2013
www.whatthefuck.com

basically you gotta work from the top down and if you slip well you grab up, onto slippery wet ass paint you just put there. this is why so many mexicans die once they get to the USA on job sites, i mean when was the last time you heard of some stupid fucking construction worker killing himself that wasnt a mexican?