lots of cocaine☑
lots of cocaine☑
lots of hookers☑
lots of cocaine and hookers☑
a fishing boat☑
a minecraft server☑
swamp trees☑
3 days of "the girlfriend experience" with a hooker way hotter than lisa
could have paid camoron to mow his swamp☑
3 xboxes and 3 ps3's (his life would be better than yours)☑
could have bought a ps4 and a new webcam
a bigger fish tank
a sweet well trained labrador pup that knows sweet tricks and is smarter than lisa ☑
5 year supply of steroids and a deep freezer
a sweet hunting rifle☑
undercoating for his swampmobile
a house cleaning once a month for a year
10 pairs of nike™ air jordans
an even bigger gigantic cup☑
brand new tires for his car☑
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a new forum to post at
a year's supply of gook steroids ☑,,, ☑,,,☑☑☑☑☑☑,☑
sweet rims for his wheelchair ☑
testicle transplants and a personalized autographed photo of Rubynet Super Hero Daniel McBushpig ☑
better tattoos
A facelift for his mom so he could have sex with her
minecraft server
12 gauge shotgun with modified choke to kill himself
a remastered copy of "The wizard of OZ"
love that fucking movie
funding for kangaroo jack 3
Adolf Hitler's autograph that says tanks for all the laffs winky bracket face
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHTQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
on the first day of spath my true love rooty gave to me, 3 obsessed loser
on the second day of spath flaggle bubble xd gave me 200 fucktard posts a day about my brown vagina
would do all 12 days but i am going to get lunch (lisa's brother would give 5 bushpigs on the 5th day of spath)
probably coulda bought the actual kangaroo jack
five slaps a slappin twooooo, broookenn legggggggssss
two titty twisters one broken nose, and a meeting at the tip with plg-gyyyyy
on the first day of Christmas my brother gave to me, a beating that I had with someee teaaaa
On the first day of spathmis rooty gave to me 1 kangroo jack dvd