Fucking hell. I'm going to have a domestic about it.
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Fucking hell. I'm going to have a domestic about it.
haha
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Originally Posted by lnopia the great
AND HE HAS NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY ICE TRAY SYSTEM
he also did wrong things to my bits of cardboard AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO RUN OUT OF CARDBOARD!!!!!!!
I bought him two new sponges to do my dishes with and I already had to confiscate one of them off him because he kept using it wrong and once also I found some foodstuffs left on the back of a plate he had supposedly washed.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH?
ok well I made him buy the sponges but still....
just be thankful you don't have a fish tank lisa
unless you plan on farming algae for crude oil in a fjs style world domination scheme, then rootbeer is the right guy to tend your tanks
send him to the store to buy tampons
:goodone: :tup: :barry: :yes: :doit:Quote:
Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08
STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY FEET!
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "There, that's the level of affection I'm comfortable with"
and so then he started patting me on the shoulder and said, "well we'll pat each other's shoulders until climax"
so that is what we are doing today
Men are insensitive bastards.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies
Trade the cunt in for a nigger or a woman.
welcome to the friend zone rooty
I like how violence is so common in lisas life she just says "a domestic" at this stage
yeah i like it when people beat the shit out of her tooQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
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Originally Posted by rubycalaber
time once again to report a possible crime taking place on penguin islandQuote:
Originally Posted by Chronic Munchies
Actually it would be easier to provide the authorities an alt account so they can take notes of the illicit events taking place in their community. Certainly Lisa must have signed a written agreement to not break laws in her government subsidized one bedroom bordello and gang bang parlor.
cody, it's send an email time once again
RAPE
Marijuana
Meth - ice/diamonds
illegal steroids - once an addict, always an addict
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Originally Posted by www.whatthefuck.com
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UPDATE:
We have more cardboard now, lots of it and I don't think we'll run out of cardboard again unless sherman pours glasses of water on it
PHEW!
build a fort and name it Lizardania, the Lost City of Unfunny
The lost city of herpes and diamonds
or just die that would be ok too
hang on a second what do you need cardboard for?
brace the inflatable bath for when rooty tries to get in?
what I really wanna know is how the fuck any of you can still bring yourselves to read her posts
I understand the rage ones and shit but fuck what is wrong with you people
lisa hordes cardboard and trash , lisa lives in her own filth, lisa has no friends, lisa is mentally ill, lisa
the :lizard:arium needs to have its cardboard changed so this shit post can be put there
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Originally Posted by m0nde
lisa YOUR INSANE AND HORDE CARBOARD THAT'S AS BROWN AS YOUR VAGAINA!!! YOU GOT NO FRIENDS SO YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF CARDBOARD!!!
lol cardboard friends
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Originally Posted by steveyos
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she probably means heavy gauge paper (read postcards etc) to use for roaching joints, apparently instead of a pair of forceps or a reusable alligator clip europeans (and wanna-bes) feel the need to make sure some tree died for their marijuana habitQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
i only know this from watching ali-g in dahouse
cardboard and sponges are precious commodities
yeah i mean you cant just like go cut a bunch of sponges for free off the fucking reef you live by, you lazy faggots lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
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Hi lisa