she texted dp asking for bail money he is on his way to get her she will be here soon to entertain us maybe take off her clothes perhaps ....:swoon:
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she texted dp asking for bail money he is on his way to get her she will be here soon to entertain us maybe take off her clothes perhaps ....:swoon:
I was rooting for a roadside ditch or tree to catch her before a cop did.
this seems made up but i will belive you for the time being
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
She will never get a dui she well just flash her tots and get our of it
Cone tits.
Does the trick every time.
Te he *kicks bottle of vodka back under seat* I havent been drunking occifer
I haven't had a cunt all day drinkstable
Cag actuallt did thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
And it worked
If she's not dead I don't give a shit
uh huhQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
great story
There wad more to it than that buti don't remember dont care
The epic tale of cag's brush with the law.
poor cag rotting in jail because she has a crippling alcoholism and all you can do is talk about yourself lisa yeah youre a real m8 all right
If you actually listened past all the "you stupid bitch you look ugly and are acting pathetic" I was actually being a lot better to her than she's ever been to anyone in her life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Like I said, can't have given her anymore of a heads up.
I'm worried about cag
....
:rofl:
Don't be.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
She's never given two shits about anyone else.
She'll be back, posting about my vagina for months on end and screeching "I'm cooler than you Lisa! You're 50 years old lmao!"
lets hope so lisa she could be in jail for quite a while this time
Jail can't be any worse than having to post on the same forums as that dumb fucking whore.
theres not even internet in jail josh you insensitve fuckwit
Oh I really hope so tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
I need that saggy flapped cone titted stupid nasty whore posting "Lisa's vagina is brown LMAO ^_^" another 200 times.
yeah you really owned her this time lisa, cags lucrative career is over and youre sitting back behind your little computer making jokes like some heartless little worm
I know, I'm a cruel womanQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
*YAWN*
Don't fucking bitch at me that I give better than I get.
If you can't take it, don't fucking dish it out. Simple.
That just means she'll have to carve LMAO into herself each time the idiot thinks something is funny when it is notQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
cag is getting raped in jail right now
words cannot be erasedQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
JUJI!Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
I would put you over my knee young man!
lets all take a knee in memorium of cag
lisa was that frilly rainbow colored shirt you wore to the carnival supposed to look so dirty
I wonder if cat avatar guy has to buy special bras designed to hold her torpedo tits
passed out drunk in the back of a cab and woke up in the drunk tank not remembering shit with the cops saying "oh the things you did last night you're going away for a long time"
When you're very drunk, a lot of things that you cant rememberQuote:
Originally Posted by Jibblez
came into this thread hoping to blankquote an elz post, and wasnt disappointed
Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
make love to me elz
show me what a real man can do
cag are you positive the cabbie didnt sleepcreep you while you were passed out?