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I only ask as I was recently deflowering this super hot young virgin and when I pushed my dick in and heard her scream for a moment, I had this thought of how it's her first time, and just like when you split open a tight mango. It only happens once.
How many of you have ever fucked fruit?
well there was that one time I wanted to see what the big deal about Tim's Hole™ was...
ever seen kai green fuck a grape fruit? lol
no son i'm not no god damn FRUIT!!!!
i bet that virgin gave you the worst blowjob of your life
I think I've had worse, but she was pretty awful at the blowjob. too much teeth, gagging a bit, and she spat on my dick a few times. ugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
i made up for it by destroying her snatch like a tight fruit getting smashed. she's about 9 years younger than me, which was fun. fucking immature bitches with the worst conversation
I honestly LMFAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by boobz
I make them gag to fuck then slap them and make them gag some moreQuote:
Originally Posted by boobz
that's one of my fave bits :(
laughing a t a boobz post? thats a paddlin
It's fucking odd to be sure.
it's fucking keith to be sure yessir
i was tempted to grab her throat and choke her a bit (she has a tiny little throat would 'ave been fun) but i didn't want it to be completely weird for her breaking inQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Hughes
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris Hughes
Oh, for fucking sure.
seriously one sex tape ruined this guys careerQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
i think i ruined this girl's career when i deflowered her the other night. she's a dancer and sent me a grumpy text message that she was having trouble walking properly.
lol i bet
typical man taking pride in causing a woman pain and injury and boasting about how he debilitated her
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../09katesig.gif
this entire thread was fabricated
except the part about you fucking a 9 year old thats probably true
i fucked a banana once
i use hot dogs when my dildos dirty
Afraid not. She's tried calling me a few times now, but fuck itQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
i think youve had too much clan macgregor for one day
hmmm virgin clingy 20ish year old... starting to sound like a fat chick my friends
true datQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
nah she's actually really fit (she's a dancer) but yeah she's a bit clingy. hence why i'm not answering her calls/smss
what the fuck is clan mcgregoir i think it's time you put down the keyboard son and get some rest. i think i can hear your imaginary weed plants screaming for more codeine & phosphate lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
i know larger women who have danced their whole life (she is a dancer)
(she is fat)
post pics matt
actual picture of tyson's girlfriend
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/re...front-view.jpg
lol
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what where the 4 things Garfield posted in a row on the 1st page of this thread
thats the boobz version of a bukkake partyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
not funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
Alison Brie woulda found it funny....
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WAT/? HER BOOB SO BIG LOL :GRIN: