Where's the podcast? Where's the ownage? All I see is two ugly man children living in their parents house.
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Where's the podcast? Where's the ownage? All I see is two ugly man children living in their parents house.
Encouraging this type of behavior is a bannable offense.
rootbeers ownage consists of winning the hammer game (twice) with lisa to award her with a teddy bear...congrats rootberr
(twice)
remembr when u god trolled lisas by paying 4000 to visit her, paying to fix her car, shunnign your friend irl (including debra) to start ur life over on penguin island and then she took advantage of you, but u still u resisted and wrote her a heartfelt goodbye on a piece of schloztkys deli napkin
:ownage:
oh man i want scholtzkys so bad
funny name serius sandwich
lisa's vagina is behind this
ugh scholtzkys sucked so much dick the last time i was in there. Not going back.
wierd you think you would
oh rooty
rootbeer was a virgin for life be4fore he lost it to a fuckeing batshit insane australian woman who posted on the same forum as him. Lol.
Rootbeer bangs 2 insanely ugly women and he's now the god of fuck in his deranged mind
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
thanks doli, i wanted to log in and post that, but you beat me to it
by like 5 hours
rootbeer and debbie hooking up is great
two birds in love
lisa if your lurking or w/e i miss you girl, miss u so much
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Originally Posted by Desolation
ruby the red dick autist
Nobody can ever own you as much as you owned yourself these last few months
Living in your parents house playing video games is the definition of being owned. Meanwhile I can go anywhere and do whatever I want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
jihad josh is literally a slave
MinecraftQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer;77533413
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Rootbeer is god's gift to women with his broken, useless dick. you people shouldn't argue with him,
he really knows what he's talking about, thatss why he flew thouasands of miles to fuck a crazy lady
Not being able to penetrate an elderly woman's loose vagina without nutting off is the definition of being owned
playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
Rootbeer makin that arm wrestling money
Heard u where the big star of AMCs new series Game of Arms
lol i think they will show dave chafee beating me next season :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
went to a big event in columbus a few weeks back he won like 10gs that night
yea, i dont plan on playing minecraft, and i dont prematurely ejaculate and make insane 50 year old womne unsatisfied,Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
io also
dont cry when lisa talks to tek
you cried for a woman old enough to have been your \mother
lmao you got used byt lisa
tek was all like "leave toorbet and we can be toether forever"
you cry
she kicks you out for the hundredth time(you cvan do ANYTHING:DD)
eventually youre on plane, tek tolls her he was lying, she cries, because she lost her STUPID RETARDED CASH PIG WHO IS STILL IN LOVE IWTH HER
wow barry grow up what did rootbeer do to you[? sherman is his own man you honestly think hes sitting around in his kitchen getting all bothered over you and gush?
i just cant get that he tries to pretend hes a badass and nothing happened, like , i thought he was going to l eave forever
he threatened to leave over rep before, REP.. FUCKING REP and he wont leave forever over this? seriously, color me confused as FUCK
rootbeer more upset about getting neg repped/rep reset than lisa abusing him and taking his money more news at 6
NOT NOW MOM IM IN AN INTERNET ARGUEMENTQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Btw No one got fucking trolled. Teknorat literally spent all day messaging Lisa while we lived together. Like all day every day. We would have sex and Teknorat would do the pillow talk he was basically cuckold to me. He quit the forum not me.