TUTORIAL: How to enter airplane with handgun

1- You must have a generic thick laptop (Not macbook, it's too hard to disassembly).

2- Disassembly your laptop, then insert pieces of pistol and bullets on free space, if you are too lazy to assembly pistol, just buy this very compact pistol Heizer and cover with lead foil on both sides.

3- Assembly laptop again.

4- Go to Airport and deliver your laptop backpack, let in x-scanner, they aren't able to see your laptop contains a pistol because hardwares and lead foil are concealing this pistol.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...PTOP-popup.jpg

5- On Airplane, just open laptop, then disassembly, the event happens and have fun.

6- :truth:

Nobody's x-raying my fucking laptop, fuck them

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that only works if he doesn't have any replies, barry

ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico

obnoxious bitch has taken the form of a creepy mac user

disassembly laptops by a gunning reason
the event

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ivan perez montano of guadalajara, mexico

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Blake "the pig" snickerson of texas, usa

Blake "the pig" snickerson

'snickerson' literally means 'son of snickers' which implies clay ate his parents

blake "el cerdo" hijo d'chocolatina

Timothy Chickenfarmerson

Siddharta 'Corpse Water' Curryson

my weapons turn me into "el cerdo" every once in awhile

also, i just noticed

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

Last edited by elezzzark; 31 Minutes Ago at 02:33 AM. Reason: Removed codes

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edited lastly by a quotes removal reason

I fucking love elezzark

codes removal reason even!

http://dontdatethatdude.files.wordpr...-the-sheep.jpg

event happens and have fun.

yeah elz lead foil, that's not flagged by anyone

can admin plz change clays username to Blake "the pig" snickerson

personally I'd just shove it up my ass arse tell security I have a metal hip I mean uh STOP DISCUSSING TERRORIST PLOTS ON MY FORUM ELEZZZARK GOD

SSD or GTFO OP

solid state dick?

solid snake's dick

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solid snake's dick

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what a mighty dick, also this thread sucks what are you some sort of terrorist? Reported to the FBI.

get them to send snake to sneak into elz house a-oh wait you wouldnt need stealth to sneak up on elz never mind, just send someone to kill him please

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4093/...1b8548f5e5.jpg

classic thread "the event"

checking visits

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Originally Posted by elezzzark

1- You must have a generic thick laptop (Not macbook, it's too hard to disassembly).

2- Disassembly your laptop, then insert pieces of pistol and bullets on free space, if you are too lazy to assembly pistol, just buy this very compact pistol Heizer and cover with lead foil on both sides.

3- Assembly laptop again.

4- Go to Airport and deliver your laptop backpack, let in x-scanner, they aren't able to see your laptop contains a pistol because hardwares and lead foil are concealing this pistol.

[IMG]http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/04/08/travel/08LAPTOP/08LAPTOP-popup.jpg[/IMG]

5- On Airplane, just open laptop, then disassembly, the event happens and have fun.

6- :truth:

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It has been 7 years

since the event

elezark has never flown international before it seems