what are you attracted to?

what do you look for in a potential lover?

my dick

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

I am married, been with the same man for almost a decade and am extremely happy so I have stopped looking long ago.

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sad nerd roll plays on a ytmnd forum at 2 am

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

I am not surprised you are attracted to your own dick as narcissistic as you are you self-sucker. :rofl:

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(ahem)

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Originally Posted by homie

what do you look for in a potential lover?

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Originally Posted by maks

my dick

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dumbass

not to mention self sucker would not be hyphenated

dd's at lest! nice ass AND NOT FAT or skinny ...women like Kate Moss really do fuck all for me, I like a real women with curves

6 foot plus with a sizable penis and a tongue that doesn't get tired.. and ofc a GSOH ^_^


mm and lots of hair

Scruffy hippies with beards from Amsterdam <3

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Originally Posted by roflbrothel

6 foot plus with a sizable penis and a tongue that doesn't get tired.. and ofc a GSOH ^_^


mm and lots of hair

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when did u say you are coming to america? :naughty:

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Originally Posted by roflbrothel

6 foot plus with a sizable penis and a tongue that doesn't get tired.. and ofc a GSOH ^_^


mm and lots of hair

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6 foot plus, check

sizable penis, check

tongue that doesn't get tired, check

GSOH, check

and lots of hair, GO FUCK YOURSELF CUPCAKE

gsoh is up for debate

:dogarms:
... give me that ass

the sheer look of terror during surprise sex and duck tape er lamp cord

bibles

gluten-free cupcake recipes

a vagina, mostly

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

I am not surprised you are attracted to your own dick as narcissistic as you are you self-sucker. :rofl:

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Can you picture maks bent over in that pretzel position trying to fetch his own load?


:ozonedance:

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Real name: Calum Tavish McCullough
Email: rubycalaber@hotmail.com
Address: 489 Hamish Rd.
Location: Glenmorfigen, Glasgow, Scottland
ZIP Code: 78B44C2
Telephone: 1.8173815660

you know, the usual: my sister, robots, traps

also I can self-suck :grin: but I am under 6 foot :pwned:

stfu Calum

I keep calling but Calum won't answer my calls :(

sexually-tortured and cum-dosed teenagers

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Originally Posted by Desolation

sexually-tortured and cum-dosed teenagers

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I have that on dvd

dingbat wins again

ay girl am I gonna get those photos today????? *licks dark, black lips*

http://img.delvenetworks.com/q-4tX62...W.540x360.jpeg

a pulse

abs

Big fag

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Originally Posted by dp

stfu Calum

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:dp:

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Originally Posted by Beef Sister

I keep calling but Calum won't answer my calls :(

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sorry I am getting so many calls I'm letting them go to the answering machine (trollinator who hangs up on everyone and makes a note to murder you irl)

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Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch

Is your sister a robotic trap? Now that would be the best of all worlds for you.

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I wish

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Originally Posted by fanfare

a pulse

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I don't mind the lack of one
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6810597457.gif

i only fuck anime chicks