shang high hong kong egg foo young

:nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd:Fortune cookie always wrong!

I'll never trust people in chinese restaurants not to play joke and go pee pee in my coke

Good ol' blatantly racist Disney

Fortune cookies are invented in San Francisco

sifu ho ho

http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width...ce73869b4d.jpg

ho ho is expecting again

hope it's not being raised by the nihlism inducing disembodied mandarin speaking Morgan Freeman zuckerhome AI as its older ho ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR7VhRq2yns

I bet Mark Zuckerberg hires other men to fuck his wife.

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ho ho is expecting again

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he's just got that look about it

asians AI is getting better every year

sartee surplise

https://youtu.be/Mh4f9AYRCZY
I have an Asian wife

ho ho

You can tell he's gonna smack the shit out of her later

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sifu ho ho

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jesus lmao

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You can tell he's gonna smack the shit out of her later

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It makes me so sad that you can recognize that kind of thing. :'(

:sickburn:

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it's only been like a year too

How many real life lmaos could you take before beating her

is she actually laughing her ass off or saying "ell emm ayy ohh"? if it's latter, then one, and she wouldn't survive it.

Idk but she needs beaten either way

she pours through the door like Kramer and drags her daughter across the floor and outta the room until it gets wedged in the doorway with the infant walker, no honor whatsoever

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she pours through the door like Kramer and drags her daughter across the floor and outta the room until it gets wedged in the doorway with the infant walker, no honor whatsoever

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now im just confused

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It makes me so sad that you can recognize that kind of thing. :'(

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christ

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Idk but she needs beaten either way

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she already gets beaten on a regular basis, give jon a break he's a spindly guy his arms get tired

it's not like he has the core or upper body strength to pin her against the wall by her throat, probably the best he can manage is a open handed slap, shoving down the stairs, and the occasional kidney punch

we should do a potcast about this, get a few tips and techniques from jon about making do with what the good lord gave you

we could also ask him how he justifies his white supremacy when most aryan superiority philosophies don't even consider slavs white and in fact rank them below jews

I bet thats why cag has to walk the dogs because he's too frail

I'm starting to think Steffies Yelle is new Chris-chan

Julia oh julia

cag tell jon to come answer my questions I have a lot of them

You actually want me to encourage someone to post at this horrible forum on a saturday

In fact, I would love some fried rice.

I want to ask him how he manages to beat a woman who could probably kick his ass if she tried

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In fact, I would love some fried rice.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7OfO9nXgAE-Imr.jpg

can we please add this as a smiley

:merge:

http://afewofmyfavoritethings.info/w...ivesection.jpg

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CUCK

man how did mark zuckerberg land himself such a fine ho?

she looks like margaret cho