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what are u guys up 2 :lol::flag:
Did they yell "fuck trump"?
the people he is surrounded with are more dangerous to him tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
Did you get your knob slobbered on
that's for me to know and u to find out ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wendy <3
You returned with lisa so i already know the answer
I had some pizza and it didn't give me the shits so I guess I've acclimated to life without a gall bladder and can go back to my regular diet. I'm going to try beer too, a doctor on the internet said it was fine. I also cut my dog's nails. fun stuff.
not bad. pizza sounds good. had some like shitty sbarro pizza in the airport two days ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I haven't had pizza or a burger since the beginning of january when the stones got really bad and I had them for a whole week if I don;t get the shits overnight I'm having a burger tomorrow I'll probably take my mom to the local diner
if this is how I'm spending my weekend I think I might be old I mean it was only 6 months ago I'd be sky high on coke and fucking a stranger on friday night
at this rate I'm a few months away from spending my fridays reading clive cussler sucking on wurther's origional and going to bed at 9
in the scheme of things 2 weeks of laying low is easy. get back on the drug game when you feel well. pretty easy to fuck a slag on a fri/sat after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
tis the life of a bachelor. tinder + bars
Lmao. Stop drinking and eating crap. Dont listen to this guyQuote:
Originally Posted by BGD INCARNATE
cag i don't think you know what it's like to live IRL. you've never had a real job. a bust your ass white-collar, college/computer skills real job. where you work 8-7 in a major metro. wake up and commute. deal witha ton of bullshit. the weekends are when you let loose. you have too much money to spend. you don't care what you eat/drink thurs-saturday.its pretty easy to eat well all day when you don't do anything/play games etc...Quote:
Originally Posted by CAG <3
not that im trying to diminish your lifestyle, but i think i just have different expectations/realities than you
The copay on my surgery is going to eat up the majority of my drug and bar fund for 7 months it might be time to look for a steady girlfriend they're only expensive for the first few weeks until it's time for them to start paying for their half of dinner
do you have sick/vacation time banked up/FMLA at your job? get your company to pay you to sit around for awhileQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
yeah I'm not giving up beer I'd turn into jonQuote:
Originally Posted by BGD INCARNATE
I've done plenty of sitting around this month, the weather is shitty and I can't afford to recreate right now work is the only excuse I have to leave the houseQuote:
Originally Posted by BGD INCARNATE
Then you'll want to be healthy so you can live past 50, otherwise your girlfriend will be sad that you have diedQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
has jon ever worked for a company with like more than 30 employees? i always thought he's been like a independent contractor or with start ups. the facetime requirement is probably significantly differentQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I don't know but he's a quivering ball of repression ready to explode violently, his style of being a partner in a relationship borders on sociopathic, and he unironically believes in nazi philosophyQuote:
Originally Posted by BGD INCARNATE
fucking guy needs a beer
texas is full of similarly oriented alt-right cucksQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
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Originally Posted by maks
it's not like he was raised in it he's from massachusetts he moved to texas like 2 years agoQuote:
Originally Posted by BGD INCARNATE
you don't just suddenly turn from michael dukakis to david duke the guy's working on years of pent up bullshit with no healthy release. look at clay he drinks to excess on a regular basis and he's perfectly happy not a care in the world
I don't think so, Clay was mad at me when I muted him in mutliplayer game dota 2
he might have run out of beer
BEEER
knowing cag/jon don't drink the funny thing is they probably have no firends IRL
I'm currently drinking naughty nurse a local connecticut brew and god if it isn't amazing I've only had one and I'm already buzzed hooray for tolerance breaks
somebody has not been enlightened by 4chan yetQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
if I drink all 6 of these I mnight die
i'm having apple cider and it tastes like unicorn jizz i can't even tell if i like or hate it
youcantcensormemomanddad.comQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation