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I was just at the boys' house getting some weed so I can sleep and went to leave, I got in my car and it wouldn't start. I had to leave it there and get a lift home. So now my car is broken and just sitting out whoop whoop at their place and I'll have to explain to my mum what it is doing there because she is going to find out and I don't want to tell her I was getting weed but I have to come up with some reason why I was at these boys nearly half my age house... dodgy and bugger.
Just say you were bored and wanted to go for a ride, had a stretch of lega and then it wouldnt start again. Uf there's shops nearby its easy mode. Also why does a 40 year old hav to ezplain their self
Your mums still boss
Easy I'm not 40. I'm 37 or 38, can't remember which. 1979. You do the math for me... 38 shit. Anyway no shops nearby. My mum isn't boss (well she is) but she will just spit chips and I don't want to deal with her screaming at me. But I don't even have roadside assist so I'm screwed and she's gonna scream.
Tim, my mummy is gonna yell at me
I know, I'll just say I went there to watch Mr. Robot.
all the more reason to kill yourself lisa
I love youQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Whats wrong with your car? Like dont most people just identify the issue and have it resolved? Whats the hold up?
One of the guys said he'd look at it tomorrow because it's the middle of the night. But I don't know shit about cars, all I know is it's broken
get a chevy express 3500 if you don't wanna ride me in mine
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Just tell your mother you are a prostitute and the young boys are your clients, she will be happy you are working and you van leave your drug abuse out of the conversation
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Shes too fat to be a prostitute.
Are you trying to fit in here again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuffy
Yes.
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Originally Posted by juji
You should adopt Cody’s techniques
and go away forever
Or I could just....
I just copped an earfull anyway and I didn't even tell her about the drugs, just the car. Something about having no time for this this morning.
Lisa you need a man who knows how to dick a car
A mans man
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Well I need to get roadside assist but I don't know my number plate... I have to go back to my car to get it and I need a lift.
Dont you have a bike? It’s time to workoutQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
No I don't have a bike. YOU work out.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
I do workout, bikes are cheap, use it if you want go to the stores for small stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
Fat people would never use bike to do a small travel
My car started!
park it in the garage close the door and leave it running
if you park your car in the garage while running, and shut the door, it helps to harden your valves and it sets the tuning in really well. you need to stay in there for about an hour to make sure it doesn't stop running, lusa. mark is only trying to help
fun fact when I was 340 lbs I rode my bike literally the entire length of westerly rhode island but also I love my van
fun fat
I love smoking weed in my van it's the saem as a gas mask but you're not wearing a gas mask and you get to do anything since it's bigger than a car you can do your sit ups and downs or have sex or anythin s
I also made it three belts past a black belt in karate I think this shit is why I can't be trolled even when I was the fattest I was the best lol
how many times have you had sex in your van stevey I'll bet it's a high number
that really was a fantastic post it hurt my feelings becuase you mgiht notice how much I lie about having sex and care about it you really just got me ouch
I need .... I need threap... therpapyyy nowwwwwwww... waahhhhhh