Bigger fag, snoofalew or the homeless guy
Personally I'm voting for Snoofalew. They're both good people, like WAY better than us in every way, and also beyond reproach and both qualified and justified in criticizing others. However if I had to choose, and it hurts me to do so because I want nothing more than to be liked by each and every creature on God's green earth, I have to go with snoofalew, simply because his posts are shorter, and I appreciate shitty posts that are short as opposed to shitty posts that are long. I hope this isn't interpreted as saying anything mean about either person of course, I would never want to be accused of being a "negative nelly". I love this forum so much that I want to come in and change it dramatically, overnight, against the objections of the people who've been here forever and actually have a stake in it. I think this is an amusing and thought provoking gimmick, nevermind totally original, and it is my job, nay my duty, to drive it into the ground in 2 days flat by transparently overdoing it. Anyway I hope this day finds you all well and that you will vote in my poll and chuckle at my amusing post and then go out and do something nice for somebody, recycle a can or give a dime to a juggalo who lives in a 93 Acura, leave the world better than how you found it.
Your friend and resident moralizing self righteous piece of shit,
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