already busto after river a king to finish my straight and some fagget hits the boat
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already busto after river a king to finish my straight and some fagget hits the boat
score a goal and trounce the away team
boat over boat show down and bet on river is 4 bucks what
im pretty sure that is an enemy in diablo 3Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
called 5 dollar bluff nygga
4 spades on board i chase the flush off with nothing cause im fuckin balls deep in testosterone
One time I won 1500 playing blackjack at mohegan sun then I spent it all on coke and strippers.
nice i just got burned with some ass fuck calling my bets whole way down and river a pair fuck this game
yuo suck at cribbage
one time i lost 20 dollars in a slot machine and realized "i could have spent that money on drugs!" and never went back to a casino again
but i clean my friends out all the time in texas holdem and 5 card draw
lady gaga, more like illuminati reptile mirite?
i just came back from new orleans for the first time (no one noticed i was gone im sure) and my lady friend made 750 on her first 15$ spent at rapid roulette, i tried just about everything and came out - $400
i did win like 100 dollars at some mexican slot machine computer thing, just kept hitting buttons, but i blew it all betting big at texas holdem
just a couple serious posts about my life not a big deal
im glad im back vacation stressed me out, the best part was getting her to share a lap dance with me for her first time :p
great job
don't worry man i came out like -500 in vegas last year
i live and die by the roulette wheel
i got up like 200 then kept blowing it, you need to set an amount, cash out and just play 20 bucks at a time
You need to stop sucking at everything and cash out of irl.
ted is so mainstream, i like watching underground tv shows like the cleveland show and robot chiken
go big or die tryin nigga
i never really go into the whole gaga thingQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
dont play in casinos, bankrupt irl friends because theyre dumb and cant do math intuitively when playing poker "uhhh i got ace high, all in!"
I get $200 in chips and when I win I put my winnings in my pocket, that way I never blow more than the initial investment. In 10 visits to the casino I've made money 9 times, broke even once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
lady gaga is sort of hot but not really she's got kind of a weird faceQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
and her music videos kind of have lesbian overtonesQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
i like ke$ha alot moreQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
kesha doesnt have a dick tho
ke$ha*