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lol ok
my dog could be an Instagram model
Is that your dog?
Want to see my big toe break dance?
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That used to gross my ex out
I should post one double joint a day, I have a few
Like say “wow” or “that’s gross”.... say SOMETHING about it, I’m dislocating it FFS
I don’t know, you try to impress people by making a gif of your dislocating toe and you get nothing
not unless it's cameltoe
My big toe is hypnotizing you
Yeah that's why we were together for 7 years, because everything about me grossed him out.
He also hated the inside of eyelids so I would pull my eye open to expose the inside of the lid and touch him with my toe while I dislocated it..... because I'm sexy like that
You said it was 5 years before. Stop making stuff up and take care of your e-mommy
What? I'm talking about the fiance I was with for 7 years, I've had more than one.
Fuck you're a retard
Yeah, one of them was some broke dick retard who used you as a cum mat
thighs?
Let's repeat the same shit over and over until my brain resets from a new combination of psychiatric drugs that keep me from being confined to a padded room the remainder of my life
Ask wendy for his scraggy haggy thighs, he’s got no takers
My milky thunder chops are not for you
You never had any dice
complementing her on her thighs, which a crazed Michigan man flew all the way to Cowes to cum on, is somehow wrong
Rootbeer still misses lisa
Well I can’t help it that things didn’t work out, I had good intentions but it just didn’t work, even the fact that he cheated on me and had a baby with someone else aside it just didn’t work out and stuff that was said afterwards on both sides is kind of unforgivable. I tried to stay friends but he got nasty then I got nasty.
It’s not like I died.
I tell you who I miss is Donny :’(
He’s still on my messenger but we don’t talk
lol donny died you're never going to talk to him on messenger again
Donny would just message hateful shit or strung-out incoherence
trash attracts trash