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lisa i want to give you another alt account of mine to post with in the main fourm but i am scared cody will narc us out again to clay
wanna make you moan a lisa
give me all the accounts you can muster
I'll protect you from the evil clay
I think clay is a hobgoblin, that seems plausible eh dp?
Lisa spends all day talking to herself gabbing with her rotten teeth. Lisa ask the voices in your head if you should kill yourself, I think they are gonna back me up on this one...
don't forget to bursh your pegs 2 times a day lisa no matter what the voices in your head tell you
itt lisa not only quotes monty python but tries to improve the line by adding her own special twist, a littkle bit of lisa humor. it didn't work, lisa is only funny when she's mad when she tries to be funny she's about as clever as cody
I could totally see cody making this thread couldn't you
What line?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Are you ok?
We're having a conference about the number of times I should brush them right now. Your input is valued.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Root beer you need to give up.
Being with you was nothing short of charity work.
'I fart in your general direction' comes from the holy grail movie, only really boring people rip off 40 year old co0medy routines and only retards try to improve upon one of the highest regarded comedy troups of all time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
lisa currently brainstorming a way to use an austin powers line on me, modify it a bit, then claim she's never heard of austin powers
Lol oh yeah it does tooQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
Phew, glad you were onto that one maks.
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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
What's going on maks?
Are we having sexy times yet?
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Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker roomQuote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
what does her apt smell like, please be descriptive as possible i am writing a stage play based on lisa's life
Smells worse than your Puerto Rican kidsQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
does it smell like regret because that's what you stink of lmao
Did her roleplaying as your mom not work?Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Pimpled? That's not a very nice thing to say to the woman you live more than debbieQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
One of these days...
I bet your dick'll be broken
I bet your pride'll be stolen
wow I love this song. omg ^__^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDVAQI-4lto
my penis may be broken by my spirit is strong
steveyos is a crippled retard and his penis works enough for him to dry hump his speakers while playing second life
Fuckin hate you cat avatar guy
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You prematurely ejaculated every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
I have a tight pussy, so tight in fact that your inexperienced small ugly excuse for a cock couldn't even get it in but of course it is a tight pussy and that broken little dick of yours still has to find it's way from out from under your hairy overhang gut. You do not smell good either by the way. Just there is not much about you at all that I could ever find physically attractive.
I'll post pics of my vagina and ass when I get out of bed, looks a hell of a lot better than you do from that angle that's for sure.
Congrats on managing to actually find a vagina hole and knocking up the local swamp whore breeding dump.
There are only two things I've ever wanted from Darryn, 1. Weed. 2. A fuck.
Got them. NEXT!
Darryn has a couple of kids around your age Sherman. His daughter is actually about your age, his son a little younger.
Darryn's g/f wife whatever is my age and very giggly and kitten like... She has the smallest tits I've ever seen, she sat on my face for like an hour lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
His x wife has brain cancer but she has huge tits... I used to hang out with her before she moved off the island... Very pretty woman but completely bonkers... also the mother of his 2 offspring.
and here's my vagina....
http://s11.postimg.org/qdfhz4mzn/photo.jpghttp://s15.postimg.org/l97tvyd0b/photo_1.jpg
lisa you're one of the biggest whores on the planet there's not a chance in hell you have a tight vagina
get a grip (like my tight vagina can)Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm a grown fucking woman and I've had plenty of sexual experiences.
that's exactly what I just said, you're a huge whore. don't act like having regular gangbangs with strangers is normalQuote:
Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
anyway I'm going to spam the herp again it's starting to get musty in here