I was in a car crash, will you come pick me up at the hospital?
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I was in a car crash, will you come pick me up at the hospital?
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SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE
dp is that you
or is that really bev omg lmao
I think you've completely lost itQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
Well, if I wasn't already dead hearing my grandmother say that would have killed me. Way to keep my memory alive gram. Most people would just put flowers on my headstone, but not you.
how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?
and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype
OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE
lol she even types in the webster accent
reeetaed
Donny was not into cag at allQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
Uh what?Quote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
You’re a retead
BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS
It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
lol you're such a fiesty old girl
all the paper trails lead back to the webster dunkin donutsQuote:
Originally Posted by DonaldStone
Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glassQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT
this must have been donny's old haunt
Had a lot of good nods in that dunkin bathroomQuote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
You should have a beauty competition with cag so we can finally put to bed who is more attractiveQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT
Not to mention her flat shapeless ass, shapeless legs, nobby knocked knees and orangutan titsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
It’s where her dad picked up her mumQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG
lmfaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
Nobby knocked knees;wouldn’t bang
Gram, are you ok? Do you need a fix? Check behind the wall outlet in your bedroom, I left a small bag in there
Cag doesn’t even have an assQuote:
Originally Posted by Bev.
She just has a crack on her back
there really isnt any competition between me and lisa. i take care of myself and she doesn't.
WELL SHES GOT A CUNT CAUSE SHE PLAYES WITH IT
Honestly I would have given cag a ride (if I managed not to nod off in the middle of it) but after my teeth started falling out I had to set my sights a little lower.
Donny had ONE broken toothQuote:
Originally Posted by DonaldStone
And he was not interested in cag at all
Gram, you understand what I mean about lowering your standards. Grampa Bill looked like Margaret Thatcher.
Not trueQuote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
You jumping rope doesn’t make up for your genetic inferiority
I was much fitter than you at your age
I’m thicc now and still look better
Stop being mean to each other