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i dont get into street brawls, what i do is just call the cops and press charges. lmao
this can be totally theoretical, im not implying that. but if it was a post-apocalyptic, life or death scenario or something. just asking. who would win, cag or lisa?Quote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
Lisa is damn near feral and clinically insane pretty sure she'd hold nothing back
but, i literally lifted a giant bag of grass that was the same weight and volume as lisa and was able to heave it over the fence with ease. My reaction times are probably faster, I'm definetly stronger phsyically, and i do a lot of cardio. I would probably kill her in a fight.
i would go to prison for mayhem and manslaughter. lmao
cag is very physically fit and well-trained. shes also taller than lisa. lisa is a very short person.
I’d kick her teeth in
well i just have to keep a distance until she gets tired/winded then go in for kill. it wouldn't even be a fair fight. it would be aboslluteyl horrible lol.
I grew up in the circus
Good point, you've got the reach and endurance advantageQuote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
and it probably wouldn't take long for her to get winded. she wlaks half an hour everyday? well i walk 4 miles everyday on top of all the other shit i do lmao. not only am i in pretty good shape im also armed and lets just say she has a large hitbox. it would be hard to miss.
Dickheads
i probably wouldn't have to fight at aall it would be over in one second. i would always give her the opportunity to walk away in peace ^_^
I doubt you’ve even been in an actual fight
I can actually fight, I used to do kick boxing
I seriously doubt your feet could be lifted above your knees at this point
BullshitQuote:
Originally Posted by Pirate Steve
I can lift my leg above my head
Wow, thats incredibleQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
i dont even hate or want to fight lisa but she hates me for some reason lol. she also has to keep in mind her age and how sickly shes been getting, not to mention, i really dont wanna beat up a depressed drunk person lmao.
pulling a leg over her head is supposed to impressive? what? how many pushups can she do? how many pullups? what about sideplanks or deadlifts? come on lol "i can pull deh leg over my head derp"
I really hope she starts taking better care of herself like how you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
What you've done is really admirable cag.
She can pull but can she kick
Kickboxing would require kicking I would think
I’m still quite flexible and strong from the circusQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
Yoga man was impressed with my flexibility
kickboxing is a form of cardio. she would suddenly feel faint and "spew" all over the place if she tried any kicking. then she'd gasp for air like a dying fish. this happens everytime i go to a fitness class for group cardio. the fat one always gets sick and almost passes out lol
Nah, I’d hold you down and spew in your faceQuote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
I would buy a bunch of desserts and strategically place them in her field of view. she would not be able to resist the temptation of sugary sweets, and i could take her out with a tactical percision strike to the medulla oblongotta.
I have a savory tooth
Thanks, but im not interested. I'm in a relationship. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
that is an extremely lethal takedown. i don't think lisa could defend against it.Quote:
Originally Posted by maxgoldberg
how would you defend against this lisa?
It wasn’t a sexual offerQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
MehQuote:
Originally Posted by internutt
I already kicked her in the nose and spewed on her bloody snotty face