Someone is going to have to teach me how to play it
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Someone is going to have to teach me how to play it
oh pick me, npick me
Lol
I suck at dayz I will not buy it. Buying contagion
dude its 11 at night here and we played so much dayz I can't but let me sleep then I will when I wake up
fix your damn sleep sechile uslia
steveyos666 you clearly promised lisa that you would play dayz with her, just because it's 11am on penguin island right now and 11pm in your wood panelled american high rise does not mean you can break your promise to lisa who's trying to kick start her gaming career
dp you've been really riled up today
did you just tell me to simmer down steveyos666
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
You're going to need to have a proper sleep before teaching me how to play because I tried it and I couldn't even figure out how to pick up a hammer but then I eventually found where it told me what buttons do what but it took me ages and I was really stoned and I forget.
And it said I was wet and hungry
lisa it's a boring fucking game start it up, walk around, look for shit, don't forget to eat and drink or you die, hide when people come aroudn because they will shoot you and you will die and loose everything, it's terrible the entire game is terribel it's an awfual game, but it's not hard to play
Ok then you add me to steam and teach me how to play it
don't die, steal shit from people who do, not hard lisa
Ok next time I will pick up the hammer and kill people, how do I kill people with the hammer? What button do I press?
holy shit, i thought you played steam games before
Because I walked for a bit and found a hammer but couldn't pick it up and it said I was wet and hungry
Ok well see I'm a gamer again now so people can play DayZ with me, I'm really good at it, I found a hammer and everything so you know, pro.
Play minecraft with rooty
FUCK OFF
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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
ruby came up with a great idea two fireteams:
ruby, me, cag, lisa, and cody
tek, jon, tim, ?m0nde? ?fanfare? ?jon's girlfriend roflbrothel? ?elz? ?you?
I came up with a great idea earlier we had some guy go prone and hold Q so he kept rolling but we were in a tiny shed and he was rolling aginst the gear he dropped cause tek made him get naked so he was rolling around in his own gear for a few mintues then ruby and tek shot him and ran away cackling like two little autistic fucking idiots and it made me lol
we run in formation and we call out contacts (enemies) etc and it works really well we only died because literally an actual real hacker besides that it's usually no deaths even after hours and hours of playing
I will not play with Cody because he takes his fucktard "trolling" offline.
that was a joke
Buying contagion tomorrow stevey hope your available
Shit I have to buy This horrible horrible game niw? Ong kill me pleaseQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
Hate dayz so much but will buy and play on the speacial team with stevey and lisa
And ruby. Go team lizard we sre gonna suck so bad
Gayest freaking thread ever
living the dream lisa and me will be together forever you haters
still the gayest thread ever?