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can fix the worst game on earth on your shitty 6 year old computer but you couldn't fix rootys dick, not like my new friend debbie who fixed rootys dick(who is not cag's friend she's my friend)
my computer is not even 2 years old
although it isn't as good as I wanted
did you even ask stevey what computer to buy
no I bought my grandfather's computer off my mum after he passed away, he had bought it only a few months before he died
wtf your mom sold you your dead grandpa's computer, your mom sounds really cool
did you find any werid porn on your grandpa's computer lisa
it was pretty fucked of her actually, she wanted $500 for it, I worked her down to $450
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
lots of pictures of flowers and stuff because he loved gardening
she sounds like a wonderfull women
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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle
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also my name is John in DayZ because that was my grandfather's name and that is the admin name of this computer (well it was actually Jan because he was dutch which is actually pronounced "Yon" however he got really sick of people asking to speak to Mrs Jan so he changed it to John which is closer to what his name was in english and so that people stopped thinking he was a woman when they read his name.
no one gives a fuck. the legendary dick whisperer just signed up fuck you lisa. I want debbies pussy
Debbie did what you could not, she whispered shermans dick
now its the mo0st powerful penis in all of the swamps
no thanks to you
she fixed rootbeers dick and is having his babny,,, the best you can do is piss all over your grandfathers memory by playing the worst game on earth on his computer
Debbie got pregnant straight away
I took precautions to prevent such an occurrence straight away with his jizz flying everywhere, some of it could of accidentally found its way to my actual vagina
anyway cag I could not be any less interested in posting about this
his dick is in the same functional state it always has been
it had a much larger target in debbie's bucket sized steamy slop hole
debbie's bucket sized steamy slop hole
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just a reminder ruby and I and jon will be playing dayz with lisa again soon and she's better at videos games than cag
lisa play day with admins while ya'll niggas starvin
oh ya the rubynet admin team, the finest group of people and gamers ever, not a bunch o austic retards at all stevey i neg rep you becaues your a bad person
Good. I like playing with yous.
Also I'm going to be better to play with than teknorat who I am going to destroy without any contact.
teknorat hates you lisa because he knows you better than anyone else
I'm going to steal all his gaming buddies and they will play with me because we all know that is the least that fucktard try-hard wanker loser deserves
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I've never met him
I heard he wont play games with you because it conflicts with his marriage. lisa stop ruining marriages. kthanks
i heard he won't play games with you because your the worst person on earth
not commenting on his "marriage"
although I will say he is very gay for ruby but I am going to be more man than ruby can handle ugh my dick is huge and it's pointing for ruby
no he's a spastic freak, he used to spend 10 hours a day playing with me
stupid beta faggot
its probably because he felt himself falling for u...
might be because he got to know the real you lisa, and the real you is horrifying
he doesn't know the real me
and he crossed the wrong gamer
I will destroy him, I start with stealing all his gaming buddies, I don't know what phase two is yet but I'll figure that out after phase one is complete
oh you thought you were going to away with it didn't you teknorat? Well you haven't you beta dog.
fun fact one of the things we joke about is tek's wife karate chopping him
oh you think THAT'S a fun fact? I could tell you some fun facts about teknorat's "marriage" but I'll keep it up my sleave
phase 1, steal all his gaming buddies out of spite and play lots of games without teknorat
is his dick broken too lisa
probably not
he just has low intelligence about where to stick it
you're in trouble teknorat
by me
I'm going to go watch game of thrones now
remember, play DayZ with me, it's very important for my social development and for my revenge on teknorat. TIA <3