Not myself, not all women do it, I don't well at least I don't think I ever have but I seen it in a 3sum.
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Not myself, not all women do it, I don't well at least I don't think I ever have but I seen it in a 3sum.
*everyone looks at lisa for .00001111000 milliosecnds then goes back to normal life*
Nobody looks at you in spite of your whole string of topics begging for attention.
sure
Views and replies don't lie.
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Originally Posted by steveyos666
Well she jumped from ranting about beta males, now she's finally caught onto the 0reply gimmick. well done, lisa. how are we ever gonna get thru this stevey???
So I've seen it but never done it that I know of. But I was watching some documentary about old women masturbating and apparently what you need to do is get all clitorally stimulated first, this fills some part in your vagina full of female ejaculating fluid... THEN to make it all squirt out once you've had a couple of clitoral orgasms you have a vaginal one and insert a penis or dildo into your vagina and that is meant to push pressure on where all your female ejaculate is and it squirts out. That is too complicated to even try so I think you either are a squirter or not.
What are you even talking about you dumb fuck?Quote:
Originally Posted by cag,
I don't know why lisa is bragging about girls pissing in her face.
Wasn't piss and wasn't in my face. Was having a 3sum and they asked me if I had ever seen female ejaculation and I said I hadn't and they asked if I wanted to see it and I said yes and then the guy just rubbed her pussy until she squirted.
It's matter of fact.
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Originally Posted by cag,
Not everything is bragging. I'm not cag.
Just a fact of life your virgin ass will never discover.
stop bragging
I guess the fact that some people have had sex before must seem like bragging to you.
I feel bad for the people who mistakingly took you for someone who isn't you
too bad you'll never have sex with anyone ever
too bad I'll never live in my own filth then kindly spread it round outside for everyone
Your own filth is all over your greasy face. You still live with your mum. I live in my own place and it's cleaner than you. Plus I've had sex before.
just had sex time to play random yard sale *throws everything I own out my window because I'm so cool I get laid *
lol your house and your body, clean, wow, yup, yes, yes you are completely insane
that's it I gotta go you saying you're clean is the most insane shit you're gonna say today
She smokes in the house too. cigarettes.
You've done nothing with your life and you've never had sex and never will, ever.
I am very clean unlike you.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
I do whatever I want in the house because I don't live in a share house with teenagers.Quote:
Originally Posted by cag,
it's not that it's the fact she doesn't even have a vacuum in her life meanwhile you can see the one I keep IN MY ROOMQuote:
Originally Posted by cag,
I smoke but I clean, lisa smokes then smears her shit on the walls lol
I have inflatable baths in the lounge room in front of the TV while smoking joints. Bet you can't even do that.
Um nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
Can guarantee am cleaner than your skank ass.
you are so mad you're not even speaking english any more lol it's because you can smell yourself and can't trip yourself out of reality for this one!
Projecting.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
Doesn't even make sense.
No-one will ever have sex with you.
If Lisa could just learn to face the facts, maybe I could be her friend.
Oh I'm not really looking for a retarded, desperate for attention skanky psycho for a friend thanks. I'm pretty strict on what qualifications someone needs to be my friend.
You know who would be a good boyfriend for Lisa? fucking elz, stevey, elz. he is the man for lisa.
*YAWN*
seriously elz and lisa get married with cody and monde as best women
It's funny you keep talking about people that are better liked than you and not as big a boring losers desperate for attention as you.
Well I remember Lisa was trying to cyber with elz for the longest time. they probably already did.Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
both are sexual deviants that need to be locked up