I have to work tomorrow what the fuck is wrong with me why didn'ty aI go to the bar last night insteaD OF PLAYING CIV 5 FOR 9 HOURS
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I have to work tomorrow what the fuck is wrong with me why didn'ty aI go to the bar last night insteaD OF PLAYING CIV 5 FOR 9 HOURS
oh because the bars are full of annoying as fuck 20-somethings on saturday night and IU'm reaSONABLY CONTENT IN MY RELATIONSHIP SO IDGAF IF THERE'S ANY GIRLS THERE, OK THIS CHECKS OUT CARRY ON CRISIS AVERTED
why do I keep hitting my fucking capslock halfway through a sentence it's like I've never typed befiore
I'm smoking joints and I'm meant to go to kickboxing today. I should have a nap. That's what you should do. Go to bed and call in sick if you have to tomorrow.
anyway lisa or manawar first to send m,e a new original picture of your vagina wins and I will take your side in every argument for a WHOLE WEEK ON YOUR MARKS GET SET GO
NEVER i am a professional drinker this is far from thew first time I'bve gotten drunk on a worknight don;'t tell me what to doQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramens Lawyer
Lol
I not going any further down the road of taking pics of my vagina, I've been far enough
Sounds like it's past your bed timeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
then you lose lisa a fiorfiuet is a lose and you didn't even try this is like a microcosm of your whole life
I should go back to the bvar they;'re open for anopther hour and a half and thye only person online is stupid smelly lisa so who cares
You've already seen pics of my vagina so I win
I'm not smelly
nio you see ifg you check back at the rules they specify a new original picture of your vagina you didn't win at all you refused to play like a coward
do you want tyo be remembered as a coward in 3 years when you die of old age lisa DO YOU
I make the rules
Maks
Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Reasonably content
Lol
lisa I'll be honest you're a stupid whore and I'm glad I don't know you irl I'm especially happy I'm not the sort of desperate lonely mid 20s virgin neckbeard that you prey on because boy would that be embarassing
Maks <3
Yeah you're not the sort I prey on maks.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Maks <3
I've met 10,000 lisas in my day and I've been smart enough not to fuck any of them why should you be any different
I could go back to the bar right now aND MEET 6 LISAS AFTER AKLL WHO ELSE HANGS OUT AT THE BAR AT CLOSING TIME ON A SUNDAY NIGHT
yeah Lisa likes them young very young
Lol
Look at him, how could I not love maks
I like them like maksQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos666
lisas and the guys who can't do any better than lisas, thats who
Maks is surrounded by Lisas, we have him surrounded
Reasonably content maks surrounded by Lisas
I'm everywhere maks
every shitty girl who's at the bar every night, everyone over the age of 25 working at walmart or cumberland farms, every girl on adultfriendfinder.com looking for a sugar daddym, they;re all lisas. at least the cags are good looking and can take advantage iof rich worldly men but not lisas, lisas feed from the bottom of the barrekl
My love will find you, sleep reasonably content in that knowledge my dearest maks
I'd fuck me a cag but I'm too good for a lisa I've been around the block I know it aion't worth it
I'm not on any dating sites looking for sugar daddy's, last time I was on a dating site was about 6 years ago and I was looking for a fuck
shit I wonder iof the strip club is stioll open I could have a CAG TONIGHJT
That's just gross and you know itQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
beats fucking a lisa that's for damn sure
if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank
There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me
holy fuck I wish I had beer someone bring me a 12 pk cube of guinness I;'ll driunk until lisa is interesting