and they google it to find the answer "nothing. nothing is in vermont."
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and they google it to find the answer "nothing. nothing is in vermont."
Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them
along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada
I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something
its terrible and right now it's windy and rainy and cold and pretty soon it will be covered in slush and mud
every single person i have met from vermont has been a pothead since middle school or earlier
^and usually a drunk too
oops dbl post
I believe that Bob Newhart's bed and breakfast are in vermont as well as Larry, Darryl, and their other brother Darryl.
i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve
instead of acting like a puss, why not follow them to their destination and beat the shit out of them?Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
man I just moved to the northeast and it is shitty as hell up here. I mean it's okay, the scenery is nice, but the cities are shit and the people are horrible assholes.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
could have beat them down when they stopped at the gas station with her roller skates
i had somewhere to be, i was in a hurry hence me chimping out behind the wheel
Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.
i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed
like i said...Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves
I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.
if not latex, it's gotta be lambskin.
i don't like the cut of yoru jibQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
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Originally Posted by m0nde
i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)Quote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
my jib is uncut. like god intended.
I use the deerskin for work and they hold up pretty well. I usually get about a month out of a pair, which is pretty good. I usually get about 8 days out of cowhide, and about 15-20 out of pigskin.Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
Although on the pigskin ones it's usually the stitching that falls apart so maybe it's a shitty brand.
shitskin gloves?
does shit have skin?Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole
he would have found an excuse not to do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
no time for love, Dr Jones
FUCKIN' KIDS!Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
fuckin' kids
apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here
No, the problem is i can't find my keys.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
why do you smell like shoe polish
What do you care, you shoe polish smelling mother fucker!?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
37.
end this.
yeah good ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu
they're exquisiteQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
no, we can't be quoters, it has to end HERE AND NOW.Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
not even supposed to be here todayQuote:
Originally Posted by sup bros
currently at work and really not supposed to be here today.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks