DO YOU EVEN METAL BRO?

http://i.imgur.com/OVEiDdC.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClYC3rW2LSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVAQQujgSxQ

I pitted for Amon Amarth, I fell. I was lifted by my Viking Brothers and Sisters. We loved each other tonight with our elbows, fists, and hearts. Can you even understand this?

Does stryper count as metal

hair metal like bon jovi, i don't think you'd get much cred wearing a stryper shirt to Amon Amarth shows in fack you might get laughed at but there is so MUCH LOVE there you'd never expect to get treated like a king for just being yourself but in fact this is what happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aaOqUYG8Tw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43pOqheMY

I was in the mosh pit for this song fuck you i'm alpha as fuck and you can not do what I do

I was also in the pit for this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGHPCuqjuWY
#getonmylevel

This aint no foam rubber minecraft shit

Why you would want to be metal? you have no long hair

Long pubic hair counts

We already saw naked body of Cody with tiny penis, he doesn't even have long pubic hair




http://i.imgur.com/up3yf9i.jpg?1

nobody cares about your hair at the show.

nobody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTkyL2r-NYE

we're all vikings for the night and we break our bread at the same table. you'll even smell weed in the air which is sure as fuck not an agressive drug but it everywhere, and nobody cares.

nobody. cares.

we

are

all

gods

this

night.

But you still have a tiny penis

heavvy metal fwtT!WWW

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elz the music was so loud you would have even been able to hear it, the vibrations coming off the double bass drum kit where like little kids punching you in the chest over and over for 5 hours straight

stomplb would have jizzed all over the place

I never knew Swedish folk music was so close to Irish folk music but when you add melodic metal to it holy fuck it's beast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfur_S06CwA&index=5&list=PLCXBjwaiRjxG15kGvnfkHvGAYKvufPWW9

http://i.imgur.com/goRemdH.jpg

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elz the music was so loud you would have even been able to hear it, the vibrations coming off the double bass drum kit where like little kids punching you in the chest over and over for 5 hours straight

stomplb would have jizzed all over the place

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heavy metal feels like shaking head but I can't even recognize the tone of voice.

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heavy metal feels like shaking head but I can't even recognize the tone of voice.

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if you could cross the dubliners with iron maiden this is what Sabaton sounds like in a few songs.

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ya same

This was the opening band at the show last night i never heard of them but they sounded awesome, except the vocalist was out sick so they soldiered on with 4 men and still sounded badass, the voice is just another instrument its not about the words its fucking metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONL7qdLD8s

If you watch adult swim and like metalocalypse you'll love this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y61m40le9tQ

this song live feels like your fucking face is melting off

http://i.imgur.com/kkfOKwW.jpg

purpossely fogged up my lens to maek the image even worse than alisa pic i hoep you like uit

that is actually a great warrior face cody

LET'S SEE YOUR WARRIRO FACE STOMPLE AS YOU SET OUT TO FIGHT THE INJUSTICES OF THE MODERN MEAT PACKING PLANT

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that is actually a great warrior face cody

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thanks, will you be burning this in your fireplace also?

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factory farm a girlfriend

http://i.imgur.com/czEL0j2.jpg

I, StompleB, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land can never be purged away but with blood. I had as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done.

stomple when you think about it at our very core us hte rulers of this small floating rock and the subspeices we eat are made up of the same thing, carbon, and nobody acutally gives a fuck and none of this matters so eat whatever you want, knowing deep deep down that nobody anywhere cares

and that's what metal is all about stomple

metal is all about the blood and the life, eating lesser creatures is a part of the cycle you must do this or fail as a warrior.

mead is made from honey stomple vikings drank mead HONEY IS NOT VEGAN STOMPLE you're betraying to yourself

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stop tryig to ruin my threwad this is about METAL motherfucker, we do viking shit and we are all gods in the eyes of Oden. i swaer i will drive to garland and give you a taste of my steel toes if you faggot up my shit with another useless post like this

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veganism is metal as fuck you stupid pansy

the only thing metal about veganism is the numerous scalpels you will need later in life to fix the damage that shitty supplement required diet will do to your body