Remember I've made quick app using Imgur API?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...ies/index.html
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Remember I've made quick app using Imgur API?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/...ies/index.html
i don't know what this site is, i'm scared you're going to hack into my computer now just from me having clicked on it and look at all my porna
:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
bitlock his ass,
Did Plug drugs pay $ 300 for this?
it;s a horrible virus, that stupid people get like lisa and plug drugs when they use postimg.org to uplaod pictures
You're a tardQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
somebody at work got crypto locker 2.0, it's no joke that thing is nastyQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
thats funny because i used to get rid of viruses like that with no problem at all literally all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
search every file on your computer, organize by date added, find the suspicious looking ones and delete them, not that hard
once the .exe is off your comp and the virus isn't actively causing problems anymore, use a registry cleaner to unfuck everything
wait so this virus puts all your media files and shit into an encrypted folder that can only be opened if you buy the key? hmm sounds like that would have to be 'fixed' the old fashion way; aka showing up at the guy's house who made it with a crowbar
also my hard drives are partitioned and my media files are kept separate from everything else, so i bet that this virus wouldnt even be able to find them
i'd lose the dozen or so pictures in 'my documents', oh no
also inb4 marks starts saying i dont know what i'm talking about and starts arguing semantics
that is one thing that is absolutely not funny. i've had that pop up several times on client machines at several sites where i used to work but symantec enterprise always used to catch it.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
glad i got in before that crap and didn't have to scroll past that shit
plgu drugs i tihnk you have a promiseing career as a bored ytmnsfw it worker ahead of youQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
gee thanks =3
i was an aspiring hacker once but, then i realized that some of the things i was considering learning (like DOS attacks or hacking encryptions) i'd have no way of practicing the things being learned without accidentally committing a crime in the process unknowingly; and as is the case with DDOS attacks, no way of knowing if a "practice" DoS attack worked or not, because theres no way of knowing if it didnt work, and one of the only ways of finding out if it did work is if your ISP redirects you to a site that says "we've noticed suspicious activity coming from your router that appears similar to a dos attack" or something like that, i.e. getting in trouble.
so building computers and learning about hardware is about is complex as i'll get; i don't think i'll ever learn coding except for maybe specific things here or there
I've read in the medical literature that partaking in Tetrahydrocannabinol causes severe paranoia.
It's nature's fearQuote:
Originally Posted by StompleB
That's what marijuana is; psychoactive chemicals are literally everywhere in nature; your nervous system has to adjust to the presence of electrochemicals causing noise in the CNS -- this act of 'adjusting' is what leads to the perceived 'enlightenment'
Literally even touching things like wet bark or inhaling smoke from a camp fire can have similar effects as your nervous system has to adjust to chemicals in its environment
This also leads to the feeling of being 'one with nature', as your nervous system has to align itself with its eenvironment
With that in mind, doing things like camping or even just being outside can evoke psychedelic experiences
This phenomenon is perhaps most recognizable in the jungles of south america, where the exotic plant life brings a whole spectrum of psychoactive chemicals in the local environment -- ayahuasca is a prime example, where several plants produce profound effects in conjunction with each other, but by themselves do not
The more you know
Then there's people like bob highes who use themselves as guinea pigs for experimenting with bizarre and arbitrary drug cocktails. Bob was like a mad scientist, toying around with his adrenal system and other things, achieving no desirable effects but doing it merely to see if he could, and damaging his circulatory system in the process
I loved that!Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
the idiots in marketing were using USB sticks for all of their campaigns, their ONLY copy of their campaigns, so when one of them got infected and it started searching drive letters well lets just say they lost several days worth of work because I am not going to ask the boss for $500 in bitcoins to pay the ransom. Strangely it ignored everything in ~/My Documents and the desktop so if they'd been keeping their crap where it belongs they would have been fine. Thank god we don't use mapped network drives for the front office.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
Yeah people should keep all their media files and movies and porn in my dovuments where they belong, so they can get uploaded to cloud and everyone on your facebook can see that you like to watch bukkakegoosluts.avi and have windows media center share all of it over your wireless router without even asking you so your neighbors can enjoy your porn tooQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And have every stolen song/movie indexed by windows media player so its easier for someone to one day give you a fine for all of it
I love the default folders that arent organized in a coherent tree but just link to each other in a loop of shortcuts, microsoft did something right with that for sure
Can you imagine if all the bells and whistles were gone and files and folders were just organized in a classic tree hierarchy and thats all you had? Why, it'd be so efficient.. no one would ever need another operating system and the guys who made it wouldnt make any money!
this is a work computer numbnuts if they upload their marketing campaigns and icon packs for our mobile apps to facebook they will get fired.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
this is your biggest problem whenever you start yapping about computers you assume everyone in the world is using them exclusively for minecraft and social media like you are, you can't grasp the concept that it's an entirely different scenario in an office because you've never had a job. anyway, in the real world, the my documents directory exists to simplify migrations, backups, and rebuilds. I don't feel like tracking down c:\stuff\excel stuff\spreadsheets on 50 different workstations.
not even going to explain permissions because it would break your tiny head if I tried to explain that not everyone logs in as an administrator all the time.
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Originally Posted by plug drugs
anyway m0nde apparently the new version of cryptolocker deletes your shadow copies so don't count on them and it also secure erases the original files after they're encrypted so anything you get back with a file carver is going to be a few days old. best bet is to blacklist eexcutables in AppData and /temp, insist on chrome/firefox with adblock plus, backup a lot and hope for the best
No i know, I was just speaking in generalities and talking about myself, not office workersQuote:
Originally Posted by maks