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The lisa special!

Trick lisa into thinking you will meet up with her then never show up after you send her a bunch of fake dick pictures


price is only your time,,

Tek actually sent lisa his real dick pictures Lmao

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Originally Posted by cagordon

Tek actually sent lisa his real dick pictures Lmao

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No they're fake I have a micropenis ask rooty tooty quickly shooty

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puk e::puke:







...................................don't want no STDs.

I wish there was a deal to meet & meat stalker virus

the gabi special,, move to cannda,,, set your house on fire and gabi will come there to put it out

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Originally Posted by TheLizardWhisperer

No they're fake I have a micropenis ask rooty tooty quickly shooty

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A lie. Tek sent his actual penis pix to lisa.

he also posted a picture of his penis ejaculating onto a picture of my penis on the forum

ps we're straight

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Originally Posted by steveyos YOLO

I wish there was a deal to meet & meat stalker virus

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sv was the hottest girl here for a long long time

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Originally Posted by rape dungeon

sv was the hottest girl here for a long long time

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Ironic, very ironic

she was here for 2011-2013 right?
there was no contest then

would totally let her take my gold

I'd rather have marnie in her prime, any day of the week.

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Originally Posted by rape dungeon

sv was the hottest girl here for a long long time

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Originally Posted by rape dungeon

she was here for 2011-2013 right?
there was no contest then

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you're welcome, i brought her to ytmnsfw in 2007, brought her here from okcupid lol

=]

Jon the ytmnfwdssjgjrjx pimp

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Originally Posted by jon

you're welcome, i brought her to ytmnsfw in 2007, brought her here from okcupid lol

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Bring her back and make cag go away

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Originally Posted by steveyos YOLO

Bring her back and make cag go away

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A hard bargain. Like muh deck

No reason to be vulgar about it

If you bring her back, I keep making fun of her

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Originally Posted by rubycalaber

he also posted a picture of his penis ejaculating onto a picture of my penis on the forum

ps we're straight

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a good bromance is so hard to find these days...

ya, paulreubens was the bes

People I have sent my dick pic to on this forum:

Rubycalaber (obviously(no homo))
Ramen
Lisa
Tim arbeu
Steven Yelle
Marnie
Max Goldberg

Did anyone else have dick cheese on their teknorat dick pic?

shut the fuck up lisa

LOL

I got a phone call about these posts about teknorat's dick cheese, he was not happy

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Originally Posted by KKKody

shut the fuck up lisa

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Cody you are on ignore and no-one likes you

Leave

You leave you stupid bitch

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Originally Posted by jon

you're welcome, i brought her to ytmnsfw in 2007, brought her here from okcupid lol

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1. why was gabi (at the time a 15 year old) on okcupid
2 why were you messaging a 15 year old on okcupid

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Originally Posted by m0nde

ya, paulreubens was the bes

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i miss her so much if nayone has her on facebook or whatever tell her we should talk some time ;] i am on skype

She probably got knocked up by some porch monkey

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i miss her so much if nayone has her on facebook or whatever tell her we should talk some time ;] i am on skype

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElHdue7G8JQ

101 bump

He also sent me $40

At the time I was supposed to actually be there to meet him he rang me, I had not even left home and had not even intented to, he basically begged me and I said I would but I would be 2 hours late.

He paid for my petrol and pizza.

He showed me his dick and I never gave him pics of my vagina.

Epic troll!

Tek is a big balla shot calla with his mall security job

You need little to no experience to become a security guard and you can't ladder climb. There is a reasonwe dont pay them well in the states

teknorat is beta

He wants to buy world of warcraft friends

Shut up teknorat and buy me a pizza

He's a mens rights activist and a pedophile.

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Originally Posted by Caggles

He's a mens rights activist and a pedophile.

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This is true. I'll give you that.

Tell jon you're allowed to eat one more slice of pizza this year because Lisa said so and she is more alpha.