Thoughts? Plan A is to nevr leave my house ever and to psot on a shitty internet frum for the rest a my lief Lol. Plan B is to become amdin on this forum .
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Thoughts? Plan A is to nevr leave my house ever and to psot on a shitty internet frum for the rest a my lief Lol. Plan B is to become amdin on this forum .
I like plan A.
Plan B is to make my weed insta grow so that I am happy once more
thread had potential and then...
I'm a virgin because I spend my days out in the woods stop
I never have any interaction with other humans unless my supervisor calls me on the radio to tell me whats new in the forest stop
gonna be a virgin forever full stop
Agreed, and welcome to the thread *hands u a beer* Drink it down, bud, its gonna be a long ride. The closest I will ever come to sex is likely the time when I pressed the wrong button on my computer and it took me to the Princess Peach Lesbian Portn Site. A girl was next to me in the library and freaked out and called the police Lol. After jacking one off very quickly, I realized how close I had come to having sex. I got very lucky. Peace....Quote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
That's what I love about being a guy, I can claim to be a virgin all my life and there's no way to prove otherwise (especially because I never let people film me)
Hell, I think all of us have been known to "skirt" the edges of our virginity and miserable loneliness. I once said "i dont have any moeny please just give me a bagel" to a waitress at starbucks. Didnt go any further than that - thank god - but the thought alone would shame me in the virgin community.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
The hidden cameras you don't see can't hurt youQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
virgin pride rubynet bitch!
i do rf sweeps before i have sexQuote:
Originally Posted by xoxo
(if i had actually sex but i haven't)
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
Welcome, Tim. We all know the Gush Crisis nearly pushed you to the edge of sex. Endangered virgins are as welcome here as us long-timers (me, clay).Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
I don't need to claim to be a virgin my demeanor and actions alone are obvious to everyone that meets meQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
stop
I am fairly awkward in real life (never interacting with a human being, staring for long periods of time at random sections of wall and naming them, etc.) but I doubt anyone realizes I am a virgin. Haha some of my friends at the gym ... dad maeks me go, dont ask ... were asking me how often I got laid with guns like these haha. They surely saw the gun collection I keep in the back of my car.Quote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
virgin in blood outQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
i keep my gun collection in my safe but I haven't fired them in a few months since ASSACHUSETTS STILL HASN'T PROCESSED MY LTC APPLICATION AND I CANT GET A GUN CLUB MEMBERSHIPA ND THOSE ARE THE ONLY PLACES I CAN STOOT IN THIS FUCKING STATE UGH I FUCKING HAD ASSACHUERTTS THEY ARE THE FUCKING BANE OF FREEDOM I HATE IT HERE FUCK stopQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by skrizach
Turning States names into Ass-related puns ftw.....
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
Bump. What you been up to, boys?
stomple bane took a vow of celibacy because he's a vegan monk in the order of the pine trees
typical retarded man who thinks the hymen is some sort of factory seal that rips open in a gory display of male power when he so desires to claim a woman as hisQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
ps virgin and proud
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...g.gif:original
Hate to break it to you guys but I met a girl last week and we've been texting every day and I think this one has girlfriend potential (which means actual sex with an actual girl and more than once with the same girl which is new even for me). If you're going to kill yourselves in a jealous rage please do it on cam, tia.
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Originally Posted by maks
Was it irl or on the internet? I can't even get internet girlfriends anymore after i started posting here.
You are not welcome here. You have betrayod teh Broeterhood oF Virgins Who Play Video Games All Day While Coding Minecraft Mods.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
irl, met her at a gas station and got her number. if I'd met her at a bar like most of the girls I mess aorund with I would have taken her home and banged her and that would have been the end of itQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
What I can't hear you over the REAL ACTUAL GIRL saying she likes spending time with me and wants to do stuff to my penisQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
I would probably kill her irl if i were you.
that's no way to hold onto a lady, homes
or at least until we meet the right girl tehehe
"you can tie me up and cut me into pieces, put me into freezers so you'll never be alone"
Headless Chickens - Stalk of a Cherry
:edgy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
if you try to hump chicks when you see them you'll retain your virginity indefinitely
unless they're lisa