next christmas i am going to vist your mom and fuck her,
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next christmas i am going to vist your mom and fuck her,
Jon purchased the gifts for cag after of casual sex which turned into relationship which it's something not worth.
Cag only wants more materialism than love, she is too gross for me
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Yep, Cag is basically same to Lisa when she told Jon has good job it would mean cag is a gold digger, besides Jon knows about cag had sex with more than 20 men, she has no real feelings, she thinks sexual life is worth for men and made menstruation video that literally made Jon fall in love with cag. After all, Jon is new rootbeer, no doubt.
It would be funnier when cag says me Im plug drugs or Im jealous that she doesn't have any proof.
i can't wait until the 3 ghosts vist cag this christmas,
the ghost of her fat dead mom :boo:
the ghost of the last baby she aborted :boo:
this ghost of the rape insurance claim adjuster that died working on her rape insurance case :boo:
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Originally Posted by juji
someday her price will come she will jsut have to smear her own shit on a screen window for him to finally notice her
we had a halfway house Christmas party last night and I got drunk on white zinfandale ^__^
cag is just obsessed with wanting to be lisa
jon said he would buy me a flask of diamonds and gold
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Originally Posted by lnopia the great
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Originally Posted by cagordon
cag i don't care nobody cares, your trolling, ugh terrible, nobody would care even if this was real, we have all been though this with roootbeer and lisa and i know i am over it , just fuck off cag, i miss fishmonger, he was the best
dump jon and beg fishmonger to take you back
fish who?
mark the fishmonger, the man of your dreams!
jon is better at life than fishmonger (better at cooking, sex, he's smarter, and much more fun to be around)
also 100x better looking
all that time I was making fun of rootbeer for having a broken dick, fishmonger had a broken dick as well
i wonder what horrible things you will say about jon when he dumps you
Cag is just making, she didn't take the pics because she thinks it's uncomfortable it would mean cag wont stop lying and she is not happy that she excepted
Interestingly enough, a guy with a miniumum wage job and who thought the moonlanding was faked was not as good of a match as nice middle class guy with a salary. ^_^ Jon and have have been together since November of last year and it's been amazing.:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart: Caggles the homemaker Jon the cute gun nut... together forever...
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::gig gle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
...awwwww internet luv. how quaint. did he buy you some bullet earings yet?
...funny how Jonny couldn't find a horsey bimbo in ALL of BIG TEXAS. Had to import from fruity Land.
maybe its because im awesome ^_^
I can never understand why lisa didn't give rootbeer a real chance.. she's going to need a find a new man to buy her an ipad to replace her old, shitty outdated one.
because lisa is a classy girl who doesnt leach from men for money
(other than tax paying men)
I don't leach off Jon! I just eat his food and live in his apartment for free.
And sometimes have him buy me things like tampons and makeup
and a new pair of prescription glasses... and a weekend trip to cape cod.. and my monthly brazillian waxs
:mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief: :mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief::mischief:
...can't find anyone else who can stand his ears.
Oh he could if he wanted.
I bet jon shoves bore patches up her cunt when she's on the rag lmao
whats a bore patch?
it just looks like pieces of cotton
that's all they are
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