because i can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UedaJPNGzoo
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because i can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UedaJPNGzoo
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After all this homemaking i need a back massage
cag is actually filming a scene for that massage porn series with the magic sex pheremones
Lies all lies
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jon would never approve. he'd probably kick me out. id have to live in a dumpster, one near mcdonalds because they have wifi
spath holemaking
don't invenst your rape money just widdle it away on stupid shit
i cant have one super awesome back massage sheesh
your psychologist girlfriend must feel depressed and neglected
She's a social worker
Not a psychologist
how do you know that?
dp who is your girlfriend and what does she do for a living aside from rationing your calories
i have a file on dp because I'm going to fuck and murder himQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
oh shit.
cag and lisa best friends
hi dp
good of you to join the discussion.
i keep it locked away in my brain with all the other files
It's a scattered untidy system but I will still fuck and murder him one day
let cag get felt up by a stranger without almost any chance of danger for once guys wow
A woman touches my pussy every 4 weeks with hot wax
i went for the longest time without getting a wax and he practically drove me there.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l:
... Cag's Masseuse.
http://i.imgur.com/KKU2gOn.jpg
it will either be a gay man or a female that gives handjobs. she doesn't have to do that in my apartment. i just want the massage
jon doesn't trust the gays either.
jon fucking sucks
every morning i thank my darling husband for making the sun come up
his ears keep gravity in check
his ears are beautiful.
i kiss them all the time.
nobody is buying that
its true. i wouldn't change anything about him. :love:
what if it wasn't about his money
he can just have my money. ^_^
I better be next in line is all I'm saying