They told me I was the chosen one then stuck something in my ass.
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They told me I was the chosen one then stuck something in my ass.
so they stimulated your prostate
I think I just crapped out a baby ET.
Have you told this story before? Sounds familiar.
Nah. Well one time I was captured by the CIA and they implanted a mind control device into my spine. They mostly use it to make my punch myself in the nuts and smoke crack.
So you basically are a cow, or maybe a camel. Any animal that chews cud, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
stop chewing cud and chew my meow instead
I just had a c section and I'm trying not to laugh so that I don't rupture something and it's soo hardQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
The CIA is telling me to call you a cunt.
See that guy over there yeh he could so be called Sam.Quote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
HehQuote:
Originally Posted by joe momzaho
She is one, a stupid pathetic one
you're just jealous because she's 40 years younger and 7 points hotter than you
FunnyQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
*YAWN*
not funny, true. that chick is like 19 and she's married and had a kid and I think even a job. what do you have lisa? none of that, and you never will.
Um yeeeeeeahQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i have more she looks older than that, is really dumb and pathetic and I'm just better in every way and a lot more successfull see how I spell it
Unless you fancy cody as better than you these are facts
Plus I got more rep
I am the best poster
lisa how can you possibly call yourself successful? you're living on government assistance because you couldn't handle the stress of working a relatively simple job, that's the polar opposite of success
I'll bet antisera never molested a kid
Because of work I have already done and what I have already accomplished in spite of actually having had had life happenQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm not as sheltered as you maks
you're a shut-in who flips her shit over the most minor of life's little inconveniences, they don't come much more sheltered than that
you're a moddy coddled poorly developed ass wipe who is sheltered and knows nothing about lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm pretty fucking far from sheltered maks
unlike you
Yeah, I sure am sheltered, what with my leaving the house every day and working full time and supporting myself. damn I wish I knew how to function in the real world like you.
Maks having a job is not what sheltered or not meansQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
The fact that you do think that proves it even more
You are sheltered and I have also done more jobs than you
I just think it's incredibly ironic that someone who lives in constant fear of leaving her house is calling me sheltered, is all. ya know.
Except I don't live in fear of it, I just don't want to go out and I hate people they are shit, nonetheless I still go out more than you doQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
i'm kick ass at public speaking you know, you'd pee your pants
really because you can't post worth shit
I think you'd pee your pants and then go into a manic episode and throw all your clothes out on the lawn, now I'm no psychic but that's what I believe would happen if someone tried to pry you out of your safe little cocoon
Yeah but you're actually dumber than me and have no ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And that is not what happens
Maks I have dealt with stuff that would break your little moddy coddled sad little narrow mind, you are the only one living in a cocoon, you're going to get a really rude shock one day, you might be old, your mum dead, all alone but you will eventually get a rude shock, you have experienced nothing and know nothing about life which is why you are so shit at having a fucking clue about anyone else
it sounds like it broke your mind too, you've been on mental disability for several years while the rest of us are taking life's little problems a day at a time and working through them, like adults
2 years thanksQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
And even more examples of how fucking sheltered you are
You don't act like an adult mommy's boy, you have a job, most people have jobs maks, shit even I've had more jobs than you and also have more university degrees
You know nothing about life, what "little problems" is your tard ass dealing with maks?
all the 'little problems' you're hiding from being a shut-in collecting government assistance, the every day issues that everyone in the world except you takes as they come
Maks you literally know NOTHING about anyone's problems
i asked you a question maks
What "little problems" are you dealing with? hell what problems at all have you ever had to deal with mommy's boy?
i still get out more than you and i have still contributed more than you have
we're all out there living our lives while you're spending half the time bragging about your past and the other half whining about it. get over it, get off your ass and go get a job. it's not that hard, billions of people do it every single day.
"I used to take care of myself" doesn't mean shit. what are you doing *right now*?
i asked you a question and you literally can't answer and have to make up little stories about other people that aren't true because you lack the mental capacity in that area
Too easy
yeah I lack the mental capacity to fuck up my entire life and end up collecting welfare and murdering my pets
You can't answer a very simple question maks
Your cracks are showing everywhere
Anyway to post about shit the way you do literally every day about fucking little kids and also to someone who you know was a victim of it either one of two things maks.... either you were molested or raped as a kid or you're just a fucking pedophile... and honestly I've never seen a victim talk about it as much as you do let alone harass other victims about it... so.....
i'd say you being a pedophile is a bit of a "little problem" wouldn't you?