It's for men though it smells like sawdust, burnt brake pads and hunting knives :money:
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It's for men though it smells like sawdust, burnt brake pads and hunting knives :money:
Pedofile
If I was a pedo I'd wear My Little Pony kids perfume
^por homme
If you wear, they think you're a bronyQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
no it's the finishing touch on my lil girl disguise so i can "blend in with the herd" and strike quickly and unseen
jealous skagQuote:
Originally Posted by RooseveltTHawkins3
And farm dirt. This cologne smells like sawdust brake bads knives and farm dirt.
fuck off rosevelt
:snake:
:m0nde: i love bum sex.
but poop comes from there
it's lolita lempicka l'eau au masculine and yes it's very muskyQuote:
Originally Posted by RooseveltTHawkins3
i like joop! femme on my bedsheets though the musk in it smells like vagina musk
like a fuckin doe in heat
ive smelt sweaty vagina before it literalyl smells the same as my balls after a long cardio session
who would have thought they would smell the same after exercise
ive noticed that too
also was with this mediterranean broad who has a sweaty hairy pussy with a note of sweaty armpits
but pussy musk is when women are at some specific phase of ovulation i never noticed it with chicks on the pill
but im not a cuntologist nor a slut so who knows
that was douche, did you really squeeze it onto your face LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by RooseveltTHawkins3
why did why quim all over your hotel room in the first place
i don't want my dick gets infected by wormsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
quim, n.Quote:
Originally Posted by RooseveltTHawkins3
1. girlycum
quim, v.
1. to produce girlycum
wearing a perfume called "vaginal excretion"
you can see me at the Macy's fragrance dept. counter for a free sampleQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
i used to like CK one a lot and then i fell in love with Revlon Unforgettable and that's when they decided to discontinue making it. now all i have are those shitty Harajuku Lovers scents. the Baby one smells ok but the rest are just bleh
cologne is p important do not ever wear axe body spray unless you are 12 pls
i'm wearing michael kors michael today :batting:
sexy song for a sexy fragranceQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
I think perfume is for girls, I have my own blend a combination of coffee cigarettes and weed
have you heard of/smelled Chrome? that shit's really noice on guysQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
that is my natural body odor right thereQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
yeah it's like pheromones girls smell me and their instincts tell them 'this is a guy who knows where to get weed'Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
ok i laughed but i think my smell would cancel yours out because we'd be giving off the exact same pheremonesQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
That's fine you're not going to be impressed by my weed finding abilities anyway
so thats why steveyos gets all the ladiesQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
probs not. i get p good gear around here, even got half a lb of shrooms a couple months ago and i tripped for like a month straight even after selling a fair bit of itQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
stevey looks like one of those guys who smells like rotten hot dogs all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
I gotta move to ny...Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot