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as u know lisa i am independently wealthy....as such, i am willing to literally waste up to $2000 USD to send donnie to australia (INSTANTLY) from teh united states. I will send the money via paypal.
All you have to do is comply with these terms
1. do not negatively mention me on this forum for 10 days
2. post three/four screenshots of you texting rootbeer to provide lulz
3. post an IRL pic of donnie
if you do this i will literally waste my money to export one of america's problems to australia
donny probably wont even be able to get a visa.
and even if he could get a visa, flying to australia is incredibly stupid and a waste when he could be bettering his life for himself.
as someone who's traveled internationally (unlike anyone else on this forum) the US and AUS (and essentially every country on earth) grant basic visitor visas to essentially anyone and you can stay ina country on vacation for like 90 days. he could probably get that, however because donny uses heroin and has probably committed a felony he will most likely never be able to obtain a passport to get it stamped as part of his criminal recordQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
as someone who's traveled internationally (unlike anyone else on this forum) the US and AUS (and essentially every country on earth) grant basic visitor visas to essentially anyone and you can stay ina country on vacation for like 90 days. he could probably get that, however because donny uses heroin and has probably committed a felony he will most likely never be able to obtain a passport to get it stamped as part of his criminal recordQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
I've traveled internationally before. I've been to Europe, Mexico, Canada, and Australia.Quote:
Originally Posted by GORbiggayDOLPHON
cag you don't need a visa when going to essentially any country on earth from the US besides like russia, china, or some crazy middle eastern country. they stamp your passport for vacation right at the airport (a thereoctical visa)
I had a visa when I traveled. Haven't had one in a long time and doubt Jon is interested in traveling.
you only need a legitmate visa aka not a passport stamp if you intend to work, study, or some other shit in those countriesQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
I guess Donny could study or something, but that costs $$$
or he could marry lisa, but how can someone make plans like that without having met someone?
he could stay 90 days and overstay his vacation visa like alot of illegal immigrants do and work menial jobs that don't report their employees to the govt. or he could mooch off lisa's welfare while overstaying his visa.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
he could also marry lisa which would allow him to stay there.
however he will never get there because it's insane how one criminal offense can preclude you from intl travel. a DUI will on occassion prohibit you from going to canada. a heroin conviction (esp as Aus is a hub to fly to countries who produce opium) is a major red flag on a passport application.
this whole thing is a terrible idea.
at least rootbeer has his shit together.
rootbeer is actually more well off than most posters tbh.
considering most posters live in dire poverty (e.g. steveyos,lisa,dirty harry etc...)Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
you'd think if people put more energy into their lives they wouldn't have to post so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by GORbiggayDOLPHON
that is literally an easy 2 grand.Quote:
Originally Posted by GORbiggayDOLPHON
Rootbeer has his parents moneyQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
He's never done anything
He's also a delusional insane loser, you don't know the half of it
But his parents are rich
So what? That doesn't mean anything about a person other than they have rich parents
checked priceline. its like 2500 to fly round trip to australia. it shouldn't take donny more than a few months to save up for that
hopefully donny doesn't owe any money or have probation of any kind.Quote:
Probation or Felony issues may also cause a passport application to be denied. If you are on probation, owe more than $1500 in child support payments, are wanted on an arrest warrant, are currently summoned to appear in court, are currently in jail, or have serious felony issues, your passport may be denied.
his parents aren't rich he borderline lives in poverty too. you're fucking mental and who's family and self hasn't has a brass razooQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
yeah sorry lisa your junky boyfriend will never ge to australia. and you will never get to the us hahaha even if i bought a tcketQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Rootbeer had his shit together, has a kid, even if he is a beta faggot, at least he aint broke
yeah lisa you're stupid as hell. have fun living in dire poverty all your life when rootbeer's parents could of had you in a decent living situation
too bad rootbeer is fat and sweaty
since australia was a penal colony it makes perfect sense that lisa who is so brain damaged, must have some hereditary link to some retard who was sent away from the UK to live there
Australia's pretty great as long as you stay in the nice middle class neighborhoods
alot of people there were very friendly and didn't seem like the other australians that post here
australia is literally like the united states except the US has a better economy (if you're not a dumbass), higher education system, military, and a wider climate variety.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
australia is better than the US if your sole income is from a disability pension (like lisa), welfare, or you make minimum wage, or if you can't get a job that provides you with health insurance
I thought Australia had a higher income and a high cost of living?Quote:
Originally Posted by GORbiggayDOLPHON
US GDP per capita is higher than australia's. they have a high cost of living, but im not sure how that plays into anything really. you could say areas in CA/VA/NY have a similar cost of living to australia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
australia has a higher income from for the lower/middle class. the minimum wage is literally like $18/hr. however australia has a desperate shortage of skilled jobs that the US has in abundance aka computer programmers, engineers, etc... autralian universities for the most part suck compared to counterparts in the US, Europe
I remember Tim telling me that rent was actually weekly and it's cheaper to shack up with family.
It doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
Why you are asking a delsuional insane basement dwelling retard with no worldly experience or any experience at all in life is beyond me
Australia is much better off than America
Also Australian universities are better than american ones which is why so many americans pay to come here and study as our qualifications are recognised globally as being better
i think moscow has the highest cost of living in the world but no one would say it's better than london or nycQuote:
Originally Posted by Caggles
lol Russia fucking sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by GORbiggayDOLPHON
http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living...=United+States
holy shit their rent is fucking expensive.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...capita.svg.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
wealthiest countries are black notice switzerland, the US, and middle eastern oil countries
like i said, australia is a better country to live in if you are lower class, or lower middle class. because your tax payers subsidize people like you to live a decent life. if you were in america you would recieve no disability pension and would be either 1. in prison or 2. living in complete povertyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Battery
jesus just as bad as here in the states. poor, white, racist people.Quote:
However, every so often, I do become a target of "out-of-the-blue" racism just because of my skin color. Its generally teenagers (surprisingly) or people who never went to college, that find it their responsibility as "authentic Australians" to make a "curry eater" (was called that just y'day) out of me. That sentiment is obviously misguided, and something I didn't see in equivalent American crowd (and I even hung out with Jeep safari off roading red necks in Utah. Yes I felt out of place there, but none of them went with their racism in-my-face, and in fact actually were nice to me). I researched more to figure out why this happens, and it seems to me, the reason is lack of cultural education in primary and secondary level. The central (federal) government decides what gets put on the textbooks, and due to the political nature, gets ignored.