a theory, a manifesto, an accurate rendition of the realities of the human complex involving DP and Cag

think of this as kind of a stream of conciousness into the brains of an idealic author with an unreliable narrative

DP ahhh yes, DP the reliable 10+ yerar posting veteran of ytmnd forums logs in at 12 AM EST. He works a nice comfortable job doing IT in the heartland of the US (i cant remevber if he is from PA of OH), but he is from "normal country". Caucasian, average height, average education, average income. Most people would be secure with this, but DP is not. DP is living two complete, distinct personalities. Much akin to Tyler Durden/the protoganist in fight club.

Most people would be thrilled to have DP's life. Workig in IT, married, with kids, comfortable. But reallyt he is not happy. His job is monotonous and seemingly the same every day. He settled downa and had chilcren at a young age. What happened to fun party man DP? Well, he lives vicariously through this forum. In fact, DP takes pleasure in trolling those less fortunate to him. The average caucasion upstanding citizen "Danny" likes to show his inner masculinity by making people feel bad online. Doingf this insofar on YTMNSFW forums and now rubynet. He clearly thinks he is better than everyone who posts there, but he still does it

In comes Cag. A former stripper and sexally promiscious and irresponsible damsel. Nude pics galore and a hyper sexuality. The complete opposite of what Danny experiences at home. DP regularly trolls cag and also posts with her under the guise in trolling. But, in reality DP is in love with Cag. He gets the thrill of the "wild party girl". The girl who swallows cum. The girl he doesn't have at home.

DP escapes hjis family and reality to post on rubynet. He secretly would like to be "free" and fuck cag repeatedly like jon. But he can't/ so he sneaks off at 12 AM when his family is asleep or during the afternoon to work in order to post on rubynet, clear his browsing history, and live his wants. DP is Danny's Tyler Durden. Danny wants to be DP IRL, but life circumstances don't allow him to be so.

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not reading that long ass hit ever

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not reading that long ass hit ever

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ypir life would make a good movie like the machinist, fight club, or sothing similar for the millenial generation v. gen y or whatever the fight club guy was

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Didnt read your long post but dps life is sadder than he lets on and watching him rage the fuck out over a shitty internet forum ia funny as hell

honestly i think cag would like this thread more than DP as it is kind of a DP hit piece.

you really paint a portrait of a possible serial killer here, you have my attention.

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Didnt read your long post but dps life is sadder than he lets on and watching him rage the fuck out over a shitty internet forum ia funny as hell

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its not a bad post compared to my average posts and it actually paints you in a pretty good light, if i were to cast for a film in order to make this a movie i would maybe cast kate mara she doesn't look like u really but i think she could fit the female who goes on forums and stuff.

casting dp would be hard. idk a BJ novak maybe it would be a new role for him, but i think he could pull it off. he would need to gain some weight.

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you really paint a portrait of a possible serial killer here, you have my attention.

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You have the homeless bums attention. You've won for the day. :grin:

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you really paint a portrait of a possible serial killer here, you have my attention.

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its not so much a serial killer. it's more of a narrative of a new millential generation. who have settled down, but grew up with distinct online persona's they kept anonymous in 2003-2008. Until the world became connected online. THese personas evaporated, but a distinct trolling community kept anonymmity online. to kind of live a double life idk

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its not a bad post compared to my average posts and it actually paints you in a pretty good light, if i were to cast for a film in order to make this a movie i would maybe cast kate mara she doesn't look like u really but i think she could fit the female who goes on forums and stuff.

casting dp would be hard. idk a BJ novak maybe it would be a new role for him, but i think he could pull it off. he would need to gain some weight.

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tbh i am a pretty mean and awful person and dp is already fat lmao

cag my life is pretty good thanks for worrying about me tho,

dp works for himself and comes here at his leisure. when he's on contract doing something, he does it and doesn't come ehre. otherwise, he does family stuff and uses this place to piss people off. whatever you think you know about him, lol. all of us have been posting toghether since at leawst 2006 and we're all faggots since we're still posting ehre

i still want you to die a painfull death tho because you are a bad person

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its not so much a serial killer. it's more of a narrative of a new millential generation. who have settled down, but grew up with distinct online persona's they kept anonymous in 2003-2008. Until the world became connected online. THese personas evaporated, but a distinct trolling community kept anonymmity online. to kind of live a double life idk

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oh so secretly gay, not a serial killer.

i make so much more money than everyone itt, tjey say money can't buy happiness i tend to disagree

My life is pretty awesome too. ^_^

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dp works for himself and comes here at his leisure. when he's on contract doing something, he does it and doesn't come ehre. otherwise, he does family stuff and uses this place to piss people off. whatever you think you know about him, lol. all of us have been posting toghether since at leawst 2006 and we're all faggots since we're still posting ehre

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yup he is the tech revolutions tyler durden. you didn't disprove my narrative at all.

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oh so secretly gay, not a serial killer.

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no have you ever seen the movie fight club. he is just someone trying to live another life on an anonymous internet forum, but the anonymity of the internet iis slowly deteriorating and dying.

you are a house slave and don't actually accomplish anything and leech off of someone that soudns like a horrible life to me

bgd is watching alot of netflix from his dorm room

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i make so much more money than everyone itt, tjey say money can't buy happiness i tend to disagree

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idk ruby literally spent like 10k on a desktop he must have a good disposable source of income. plus income is irrelevant when your expenses are sky high (kids, wife, house) etc...

Dp, i am restoring an old arcade from the time you were a kid pls come over and help me fix it

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bgd is watching alot of netflix from his dorm room

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i spent 1 year in a dorm ages ago and netflix wasnt even really a thing then. when u mentioned netflix it was people thinking of the mail dvd service.

ruby if you sticky bgd's thread i will not post here lmao and the fourm will loose half it posts

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Dp, i am restoring an old arcade from the time you were a kid pls come over and help me fix it

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i laughed IRL form this post

it's not because it's abotu me it because it's by bgd who's a huge fag

Jon makes lotsbof money too and icam his good little cum dump and suckbhis dick everyday

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no have you ever seen the movie fight club. he is just someone trying to live another life on an anonymous internet forum, but the anonymity of the internet iis slowly deteriorating and dying.

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I haven't watched fight club 20 times in at least 10 years, thanks for the recap.

bgd, i remember you coming here trying to make fun of reno for working in a vitamin or mineral facotroy or someting. ahha was that you? you used to also go on about people not having degrees whjen you didn't realize that alot of the morons haven't even finished highshool

Jons penis is better than everyone else's penis

it's because he asked you on skyupe ruby and that makes me sick

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it's not because it's abotu me it because it's by bgd who's a huge fag

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i spent a long time crafting a good post i think good work should be stickied if u made a good post that wasn't a one liner or that was really funny i think u shoyuld get a sticky post. i think more posts should be stickied to reward good threads regardless of who makes them

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bgd, i remember you coming here trying to make fun of reno for working in a vitamin or mineral facotroy or someting. ahha was that you? you used to also go on about people not having degrees whjen you didn't realize that alot of the morons haven't even finished highshool

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that was roxtoyz and i was ironically trolling him. he worked at a vitamin factory like 7 years ago before he became like a meth addict.

This forum is so dead why bother trying have a circle jerk lmao

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Jons penis is better than everyone else's penis

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yeah i think DP wishes he was jon, but he's married etc... has kids. you are a key part of why DP continues to post.

lol i telling ruby like a man would do with a thread to ban you and delete all your posts i'm not going to skype that sperg lord

roxytoyz had a job? then i take back what i said about him being a faggot who's never tried to work. if he fell out of society by a drug reason ,then he's a loser for sure, maybe it worsened his schizophrenia

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roxytoyz had a job? then i take back what i said about him being a faggot who's never tried to work. if he fell out of society by a drug reason ,then he's a loser for sure, maybe it worsened his schizophrenia

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yes. he also joined the army and got discharged like 2weeks into basic training for having some sort of mental episode. he got his job a little after he was discharged.