while i was cooking an omelet a long, skinny garden slug had crawled onto the floor from under the door to the garage, so i took a piece of celery leaf and gave it to him :clap:
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while i was cooking an omelet a long, skinny garden slug had crawled onto the floor from under the door to the garage, so i took a piece of celery leaf and gave it to him :clap:
he seemed happy with it so i'm going to name him Slug Drugs in honor of our lost posting pal
put some salt on the celery
derp ok im going to kill my new pet
he is going back in the garage though when he's done eatin his meal
he/she... technically it's both
maybe i should change its name to obnoxious bitch
or SluggleB since he's a staunch vegan
SluggyOs, AgentSlugdair, sLugde, BobSlugs, momthinksimslug, slugerocombie, slugreubens, sluggycalaber, barryslughead, desoslugtion, slugfare, invictusSLUGer, drunksluggies, roflslugl, slugen, slugkin, sluggie, slugifin
there he is, chowin down like a boss
Slugga the Hut
Slug with Jaguar Skin, finally you found the alien specie could infest people, i don't know what it will happen
they're the only kind i see around here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_slug
douse it in salt you hippy
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Apophallation is a technique resorted to by some species of air-breathing land slugs such as Limax maximus and Ariolimax spp. In these species of hermaphroditic terrestrial gastropod mollusks, after mating, if the slugs cannot successfully separate, a deliberate amputation of the penis takes place.
wtf
why go on living if your penis was amputated
idiotslug
masturbate on it
im curiosu now if a slug will eat cum, probably not because of the salt content but maybe if i dilute it..
i require a sluggleB update...
well he finished eating and slimed off back to the garage on his own. i looked for him in the kitchen same time last night figuring he'd be looking up at with me those puppy-dog eyestalks again but i guess he had found some rotting leaf litter or something more suitable in the garage
I would've taken a liquid shit on him.
a slug basically is a liquid shit already
non-newtonian fluid...
looked for a slug on 'will it blend?' but found no results, I'm going to write them an email
liquid shit should've been lisa's nickname
is it still alive?
sluggleB is currently missing, he's either holed up in the garage or my dog got jealous and ate him
that's sad news...
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