eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...
eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...
:alien:
You don't have to be so mean...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alsto
perhaps...
jesus made aliens
jesus built my hot rod...
hey that's a ministry lyric aren't I clever for noticing that
quite...
The way to succeed!
if aliens abducted me i would teach them to lift heavy ass weights and get them in touch with their primal side, they would then make me their king and all the alien women would show me their tits.
silicon based titties are already on earth...
would you make a youtube video of the encounter?
(please say yes)
it depends, i might never want to come back depending on how hot the alien women are.
what does that have to do with taking a youtube video?
a lot.
you're not even taking this seriously
i'm a big fan of your youtube videos
new video soon i promise, i want to be halfway original
everything has been done before...
... where's cancerot? ...
pretty much
Aliens aren't real and neither are dragonsQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
weight lifting is real and so is asperger's syndrome
i scrolled past bottom, im glad didn't read any this shit thread
yaQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
Actualy OP, I get all of my opinionas fro the TV show "Pen and Teller"
you just crossed a line, or two of them ratherQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
ok let's say aliens are real. why have we never seen them? why have they never even called us or emailed us? i read the bible and lots of people saw jesus and god so i know there real. but aliens nope not even one chapter in the bible about aliens not even a shout out.
they live underground at S4. beware of project Blue Beam.
if we could send starships out to distant galaxies and found a planet with ours, with people like ours, would you really want to talk to them? get conned into solving their problems for them? or even get shot down and cut open by scared morons?Quote:
Originally Posted by dp
fuck, bobhughes should have worked at CIA
"The bluebird dines at 7pm." That's a message to you from Agent Woodcutter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
true story - they tried to recruit me but they said they were sending me to iraq after a short training period in quantico so i laughed and told them i suck at stacking up butt pyramidsQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
To be considered suitable for Agency employment, applicants must generally not have used illegal drugs within the last twelve months. The issue of illegal drug use prior to twelve months ago is carefully evaluated during the medical and security processing.
sounds totally made up bob
i made up the last part, i just told them i wasn't interested
i've had a security clearance before because i lied about drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
i don't have one now and sure as hell won't be able to again or else i wouldn't even be admitting this
100k + a year in the green zone wouldn't be that bad. get in get out. Tax free up to $75,000.
i'd have been of best use in data forensics except i don't know a lick of arabic
so i would've been just another interrogator, and fuck that
how did they treat you in CIA?