i'd rather listen to ________________________ , than hear her speak again... until her brain damage is all better, of course...
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i'd rather listen to ________________________ , than hear her speak again... until her brain damage is all better, of course...
are you trying to say garfield?
garfield is a possibility with fill in the blank... did you need instructions?
i'd rather listen to garfield's fat girlfriend's pussy farts autotuned featuring will i am...
threads like these are opportunities for posters to be creative and/or funny, you are not obligated to participate...
i'd rather listen to gabby giffords gurgling after being stabbed in the throat, than hear her speak again...
i'd rather listen to lieberman's self righteous jew monotone, than hear her speak again...
i'd rather listen to hillary clinton moaning and writhing whilst bea arthur eats her snatch, than hear her speak again...
i'd rather listen to james brady deliver a sonet, than hear her speak again...
m0nde taking a massive curry laden dump onto a seashell wind chime...
a 24 hour The View marathon via earbuds glued into my ears...
i'd rather listen to yoko ono reciting the entirety of obama's 13,000 page healthcare plan, than hear her speak again...
the screams of all the auschwitz jews...
bobcat goldwaith getting ass fucked by gilbert godfreid...
i'd rather listen to dana carvy's impression of george bush sr for a full 14 hours, than hear her speak again...
ray lewis read the bible, both old and new testaments...
honey boo boo's mom getting a douche and an enema at the same time from a team of nurses with tourettes...
i'd rather listen to ross perot singing willow smith songs while walking on hot coals with a cucumber up his ass, than hear her speak again...
i'd rather listen to some hippy douchbag explain that it's very important to camp out downtown for months at a time bitching that people have more money than you, because corporations man, seriously, fuck them, we are the 99%, then excuse himself to go buy a starbucks and throw feces at cops, than hear her speak again...
william shatner's discography on a loop for the rest of my life...
i'd rather listen to aura ingalls wilder vomiting over 3 gallons of cottage cheese and semen onto an elderly chinese woman, than hear her speak again... until her brain damage is all better, of course...
she's more like a robot than slurred or garbled but w/e...
i'd rather listen to a cajun with a speech impediment argue with a hungarian immigrant through megaphones...
lol
well. i thought it was courageous
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Originally Posted by Alsto
is that the woman who was shot in the head?
your on another planet called OZ.
yeah thankfully some old lady tackled him or he would've shot alot more people
sure someone there carrying could've gone all hollywood and somehow shot the shooter even with people running every which way in the crossfire but thankfully that didn't happen
well bob is right
she is a brave woman
i need to get an assault rifle and drum magazine before it's too late so when FEMA tries to round us all up for the plastic prisons I can defend my whole neighborhood against FEMA and then SWAT and then the national guard and then laser satellites
They have 150KW lasers that will crispy fry you with pin point acccuracy.
if i can fire off 90 7.62's in less than a minute then i stand a much better chance of hitting it before it hits me than I would with my bolt action rifles or my 16ga
you should hear me right now bb. *injured roller derby girl at a rink-side bar* lmao my bartender's name is sidney and i've been yelling "SIDENEY I NEED YOU~!" every time i finish a beer. i think he likes me. my total came out to $44;00 for 11 beers so i threw a 50 at him and told him i loved him. i should get injured more often because fuck skating for 3 hoursQuote:
Originally Posted by Alsto
a girl with an australian accent yelling sidney i need you... wonder how many people thought you were homesick?
i thought this thread was about gabby
that poor lady lost her frontal lobe. Or did she ever have one?