none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit
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none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit
SIGH
they're not looking to get raped bob
as far as I see it you can either ditch the mustache or embrace it and buy an old windowless van, there's not going to be any middle ground
if you do go with the van you should get something like this airbrushed on the side
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5...1712_cover.jpg
i did get rid of it and i mention it every time i send that pic
i don't feel like taking a new photo but i guess it wouldn't hurt
"wouldn't hurt" is putting it mildly
also you'd probably have better luck hitting on drunk bitches at the bar than going for craigslist whores
my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.
dont we all :skull:
there's really no reason bob shouldn't be getting laid whenever he needs to he just goes about it in such stupid ways
christian women are trampy as fuck might as well go to positivesingles
"Not every first date is magical. Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs before you realize you already kissed the frog you want to keep kissing."
you looking for a top or bottomQuote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
bob I'm going to add you as a citation on a wikipedia article ok?
That's what I did and haven't looked back since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
lol, herriott tn
damn she got her own zipcode
Maybe you should take a trip up to pound town and get in on some action
only if by pound town you mean your house
The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
and there goes my dream of fucking ob's inside-out dick and gutted scrote.
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PWNED! The Obnixous Bitch strikes again Mutha PHuKKKaaaa.....Quote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
Face it. Your asshat demands to women on Craigslist proves you don't want a woman anymore than a recent college grad with no experiemce that demands a six figure salary, 30 paid vacation days, unimited paid sick days, and zero employee contribution healthplan that covers almost everything without caps really wants a job. Next time you post a personal ad on Craigslist, post it in the "men seeking men" section.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
It never gets wet around unless he is doing his gay porns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
Op this threadQuote:
Originally Posted by jackDpedo
I'm not making demands, i'm desperate. OB as usual is making shit up
I got over it though. I'm not going to fill a spiritual void with meaningless sex, only risk damaging my self-respect.
There's no such thing as a spirit so it stands to reason that there is no such thing as a spiritual void. There is however a physical void, sex is a physical need and if you lose self respect by filling that very real physical need then you paid too much attention to whatever religious brainwashing you got when you were a kid. Feeling guilty about casual sex is just as dumb as feeling guilty for eating a twinkie when you're hungry.
I have hangups, and no they don't make sense to me. I still buy into the bullshit from sex-ed that when you screw someone you're screwing all the people they screwed, etc. I know it's bullshit but I can't help feeling icky about it.
And maybe you don't have a spirit but I certainly feel that I do. We'll just have to agree to disagree there... no convincing me otherwise, and probably no convincing you.
This belief that you're somehow damaging yourself spiritually by fulfilling a physical need is causing you harm and unnecessary stress, honestly idc what you choose to believe but you'd be much happier with a change in perspective.
going to take alot of hits to your stand user
I don't see why I would I would try to make you feel better, I could but I don't see why when you've never been nice to me.
However. Get rid of the moustache. Don't use that pic of you with one, it's unflattering in many ways.
Your hair, don't have it brushed back, looks shit and poofy. Have it forward or just a bit messy.
Take a new pic.
Use your personality.... at least you have one unlike some fuckwits.
Thanks I feel better. And I've tried being nice to you several times.
well your hairQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
mess it up a little, don't come it back like that, loose the moustache, take a new pic
and yeah type something funny, smart and nice and you'll get takers
you have NEVER been nice about my appearance
I'm gonna take a new pic tuesday when I'm in my business suit and clean-shaven. I already got my hair cropped down to 1/2 in. and the past few months I've been combing it forward. It's too straight and short to make it messy except when I'm overdue for a haircut.
And neither of us were nice to each other about our appearances. Some things you just can't fake! But I've tried being nice to you about other things, and usually you only saw fit to pump me for info on people.
You should start doing bangbus movies.
I was thinking brazzers
Either way I'd have to get the mustache back and nobody likes it except for pervs