Here's the story of a portley ladey, who had no frends of her own. she posted on YTMNSFw to show how littel she had grown

but the truth is, except for m0nde
who she talks to w/ skype app for iphone
shes actualy just a stupid fat whore
and will always forever be alone

harsh

sticky this

theres like five htreads of ramen showing ppl who make fun of her on a regular basis,, one of whom sent picturs of her sucking some guys asshol to al of her frends and family , picturs of herself

ramen used to be really really really fat and nasty, now she's like 50% less fat and nasty so it's ok now

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

theres like five htreads of ramen showing ppl who make fun of her on a regular basis,, one of whom sent picturs of her sucking some guys asshol to al of her frends and family , picturs of herself

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yep she has all the hallmarks of a gigantic whore

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Originally Posted by dp

ramen used to be really really really fat and nasty, now she's like 50% less fat and nasty so it's ok now

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the real question is would you fuck current ramen

or old ramen if you're into that

pretty sure you can't do jumping jacks to get rid of aids

Ramen's std's have std's

she could get down to uma thurmon size it won't clean the taste of butt from her mouth

ramen should start making threads about her more attractive sister and not about how she's slightly less fat,

is that a yes or no im going to jot you down for yes

who wouldn't really :smug:

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Originally Posted by Dustin

the real question is would you fuck current ramen

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If you put her out on the corner and said she's preggo my eggo you might bring some decent money, it's all over when they find out the milk's gone bad though. I'd let her blow me if she brought enough money home.

Ramen: Helo Im ramen
me: Hi
Ramen: Wanna fuck me baby?
me: Lol... [badass ironic thing abt how fat tshe is or w/e]
Rmaen: Fail
me: Win
m0nde: Fail [from behind me]
me: "..."
m0nde: lulz. sup gendarmes?

monde talks to her entire family via facebook, it's cool mondes an old family friend

monde regularly 'likes' some of ramens pictures, hell, som times hes the only one.

the day monde starts posting rubynet fourm meme's on my facebook wall is the day is the day i get a facebook account

I know if I ever married a tubby puerto rican whore I'd have no problem with the 50 year old indian guy she met on the internet showing up at our wedding I'd have no concerns about that at all

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Originally Posted by maks

I know if I ever married a tubby puerto rican whore I'd have no problem with the 50 year old indian guy she met on the internet showing up at our wedding I'd have no concerns about that at all

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mondes only there for the lulz. he wants to see how many bridesmaids reject his ironic advances that consist of nthoing but weird phrases and meaningless words crammed together, maybe an nedm or two tossed in for good measure

Mom, dad, i would liek you too meet sid, you can call him Monde for short, if he ever says something totally random and werid, it's ok i know him from a social club i belong to on the interent and that's just how the internet is,

you got a friend in me

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

mondes only there for the lulz. he wants to see how many bridesmaids reject his ironic advances that consist of nthoing but weird phrases and meaningless words crammed together, maybe an nedm or two tossed in for good measure

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I'm not questioning m0nde's motives, I'm asking how low ramen's husband's self esteem must be if he not only marries a fat puerto rican whore but also allows her creepy older canadian skype chat buddy to show up at the wedding. that guy must have literally no balls or spine.

wait, i thought monde only went to amber's wedding, did he go to ramens too...

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Originally Posted by dp

wait, i thought monde only went to amber's wedding, did he go to ramens too...

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yes

lol

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Originally Posted by maks

I'm not questioning m0nde's motives, I'm asking how low ramen's husband's self esteem must be if he not only marries a fat puerto rican whore but also allows her creepy older canadian skype chat buddy to show up at the wedding. that guy must have literally no balls or spine.

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Either he doesn't care becausr he knows how pathetic it is, or he posts mf4m ads on craigslist and watches her fuck black guys then cleans up.

where are the awkward pictures of that

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Originally Posted by UPGRAYEDD

Either he doesn't care becausr he knows how pathetic it is, or he posts mf4m ads on craigslist and watches her fuck black guys then cleans up.

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he married this
http://i.imgur.com/P8e35Oi.jpg

wonder how many times dropped big berts name at ramens wedding

shit I'll bet big bert was invited too

priest - does anyone here object to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace

monde - shit was so cash

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Originally Posted by dp

where are the awkward pictures of that

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Can't make a ho a housewife, getting rimmed is awesome though. I give her an A for effort.

where's monde with the rest of the wedding party because those pics from amber's wedding with him in them where awesome

I would so reply to those ads though if I didn't think all craigslist ads are a setup to rob you, I can't think of anything better than ramming some crazy old broad while her faggot husband cries in the corner touching himself.

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Originally Posted by Dustin

who wouldn't really :smug:

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Ramen: Helo Im ramen
me: Hi
Ramen: Wanna fuck me baby?
me: Lol... [badass ironic thing abt how fat tshe is or w/e]
Rmaen: Fail
me: Win
m0nde: Fail [from behind me]
me: "..."
m0nde: lulz. sup gendarmes?

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Originally Posted by dp

monde talks to her entire family via facebook, it's cool mondes an old family friend

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

monde regularly 'likes' some of ramens pictures, hell, som times hes the only one.

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Originally Posted by dp

the day monde starts posting rubynet fourm meme's on my facebook wall is the day is the day i get a facebook account

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

mondes only there for the lulz. he wants to see how many bridesmaids reject his ironic advances that consist of nthoing but weird phrases and meaningless words crammed together, maybe an nedm or two tossed in for good measure

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Originally Posted by dp

Mom, dad, i would liek you too meet sid, you can call him Monde for short, if he ever says something totally random and werid, it's ok i know him from a social club i belong to on the interent and that's just how the internet is,

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Originally Posted by Dustin

you got a friend in me

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

yes

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

lol

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Originally Posted by dp

where are the awkward pictures of that

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monde has stood in all of our yards.