sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance
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sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance
also some chick just messaged me on zooks because of my sideburns, i fuckin knew they were a hit
even if a girl flat out said she hated them i still wouldn't cut em off, at least not for awhile. eventually i will get tired of em though
glad we're finally together
I told youQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you told me no girl would ever like my sideburns elz, well one messaged me just to tell me she thought they were sexy
70% factor, bob. don't bother explaining.
Just because she repliedin group with you doesnt mean she is interested.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
Well, in the common world, when women say "Yes" means "No", otherwise "No" means "Maybe" and then "Maybe" Means "Yes"Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
common and current?
Don't you get what i posted?
what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life
sounds like you're saying women are lying when they don't like my sideburnsQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
like how they're always lying when they yell "stop i dont want to" right?
Yeah, if your relationship goes mature, she will tell you to shave your sideburnsQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
i usually just secure eye contact, wait fo them to twirl hair, look back, or giggle at their friend, thenfind an excuse to ask them a question about something they seem like theyd probably want to talk about thats not too obvious, i.e. if im at a restaurant and were all waiting to be seated ill ask whas good here im from ot of town blah blah always say youre from out of town so they know youre just dtf not pay for all their shit, ANYWAYS securea second conversation or a thnk you before leaving the area and if tey respond with a smile ask if they wanna meet up at a bar later if they come, youll come.
reference: 27 years of blasting girls with my dollface left and right
worst post everQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
as far as dresswear goes, make sure your shoes are relevant and age appropriate, and your clothes fit as if they were made for you. spend the extr 10 bucks and have your pants tailored or get that sweet american apparel black band tee. irnic tshirts are a no go unless youre trying to nail harry ppotter fattys with missing daddy syndrome
yeah whatever faggots youll thank me later
i wear perry ellis or kc reaction with cole haan shoes i think thats age appropriate for low 30's.. then again i look low 20's
ramen said i dress like her dad and i told her that her dad must be hot
for all you smelly spergs, hygiene is EXTREMELY important. by an axe scrubby thing wash your taint scrub the dead skin off your feet, facial hair should be kept t no longer then a 2mm stubble. mustaches are gay, goatees are disgusting and im really not sure what to think about bobs sideburns however they usually narrow out someone with a wide face. clip your finger nails and go out in the sun with your shirt off twice a week to walk your dog or soemthing girs can tell if youre a stagnant piece of shit
my extensive collection of sugary gourmand colognes is where my personality really shines through but nobody can smell it at NA for all the cigarette smokeing
i scrub everything with dove mens care soap, and keep my nails trimmed to precisely 2.0 mm
i have a bad skin allergy to direct sunlight so i'll never be tan
I bet Bob Hughes doesn't take a shower daily, sometimes he can wait to take a shower for 2 days... frequently. I may agree hygiene is important at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Otherwise your words are more like personal options, useless... So they are interesed in money than ABS body.
i honestly dont know wat those are, but heres my outfit on any given night that i literally grab pussy byt the handfulQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
http://s8.thisnext.com/media/250x250...s_C36E9CF8.jpg
http://www.tactics.com/a/51o3/9/volc...ack-rinser.jpgi dont know what brand these are but i found mine at a thrift shop the fits about right
http://www.thrilljockey.com/assets/merch/mountain.jpg
http://www.polerstuff.com/content/Sl.../PS_01_Lgr.jpg
AND ALWAYS prepare for the bedroom after the bar, nice underwear and nice/silly print socks that arent completely disgusting are important
Again, second worst post everQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
here is what i usually keep in my trunk for when my proven method pans out
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...hL._SY300_.jpg
you cannever have too much of this if they try to squirm or get away just start putting it in their hair
http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/i...10/zipties.jpg
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE IMPORTANCE OF ZIP TIES, you can tie them together to make super zip ties the possibilities are endless but VERY useful if you are in a situation where you need to leave somebody tied up to make a run, duct tapeis only for short term partners
http://www.pestmall.com/blog/blogIma...Bait_Gel_T.jpg
ok heres where it gets a bit tricky, wed all love a little bit of rufalin to help get us through the night but its not always readily avalable and if youre running low i always use roach poison as an alternative, just grab them by the neck tilt their head back and inject as much as you can, now heres where the duct tape will come in handy to ensure proper dosage/swallowing, you can use the zip ties if they have braces as well
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...HJNtvwVntdb5ew
gnow i really prefer the parang to the machete because of its leverage and ergonimity . you dont really need a two sided blade unless you plan on mowing the lawn after you bury herg erber makes a good one but nowadays you should be able to find any solid body parags at your local sporting goods store
Garfield, i don't know you have done it, but this is third worst post ever
/the rantings of a dollface
hey why not make it a fourth
Its a support group ffs. Almost everybodys number can be had simply by asking. You obviously dont know what a girlfriend is. The op 'dumping' Maddy proves it.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
I'm sorry, this is not worst post, but this is useless and spammy post
in the program guys are supposed to get numbers from guys, girls get numbers from girlsQuote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
i don't know who or what the fuck something like you gets numbers from so i'll spell this out for you more clearly this time: STFU, you are clueless
i had no idea you were gay bob, but it doesnt matter to me i accept you for who you are
we exchange numbers with the same sex for support
this is the fourth number i've gotten from a girl in the program, every time except one it was with the intention of hooking up
the other one was a girl friend (not a girlfriend) whom i love like a sister (read: easy to talk to and unattractive)
Do you think you would ask her "wanna be my girlfriend?" i know it's annoying because you may get rejected, but i don't recommend you to label her as "friend" huge waste of time
i guess girls are easier o talk to abotu guys bob, you can share secrets about whos the cutest boy in the club
my sponsor's easiest to talk to except about girls because he's married
Probably he has a lot of money than youQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
that's kindof a stupid thing to ask a girl i just met.. it's something i'll bring up tactfully once we've been seeing each other awhileQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
usually i go with the whole "so i was wondering, what are we? i mean are we exclusive now because i'd like that..."
yes, yes he does. and his wife makes even more money than he doesQuote:
Originally Posted by juji