one of those big porkchops that post on the net all day
one of those big porkchops that post on the net all day
Really?
Wow.
Picture.
Post one.
Please.
Barry.
post a pic bra
i almost banged one of those types, girls who just sit on their huge ass all day. I met her over runescape
She ordered me a headset over amazon just so we could talk over skype
she was even willing to drive all the way to my house from two states away to bang me
but why didn't it happen? She was the single most annoying soul I have ever met in my life. She would not shut up.
And after she ordered the headphones for me, I felt bad not talking to her, so I put up with listening to her bullshit stories for hours on end, but after like 2 days i just got sick of it and stopped talking to her
and im pretty sure she had more STDs than a 13 year old Ethiopian girl
got a free headset out of it though
who are you?
uhhh yeah i guess
she was a total camslut
you couldnt stop her from revealing her huge ugly disgusting breasts on cam even if you asked her to
but looks dont matter, you just need a soggy wet hole dont you? especially if shes willing to drive all the way
am i being insulted right now or something?
Jan 2012 join date, i might have known
you jelly that fat internet chicks want to put my penis in their mouth?
you gonna reply or what chickenshit
bumpin uglies
youre crying deep inside because of all the failed times youve tried to pick up a chick on a forum and it just didnt work out, but i make it look easy
because i dont even want the disgusting bitches, which just makes them want me more
n e 1 who really knows you
nobody knows who the fuck you are here, why are you spewing out bad poster shit like that for
the forum chicks are all over you with your poorly executed faux intellectual persona,
i run circles around you intellectually, you want to lock antlers huh? do ya?
oh gotta get an excuse ready on the line, i understandQuote:
Originally Posted by jack
well i'm honestly extremely hungover right now, ive actually been cringing at how bad my posts have been tonight but even right now i know i'm still beyond you
what a panzy, this is embarassingQuote:
Originally Posted by jack
are you trying to pretend like youre too drunk to argue so i back off you or something
uhhh okay heres one of my classics out of my arsenal
I read guys like Nietzsche and Schopenhauer, you can't even pronounce their names
your turn
plug drugs you should know that jack is literally 60+ years old
<---- i'm like 90, look at meQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
so you went to woodstock when you were 11?
hahaha holy shit youre odler than my dadQuote:
Originally Posted by jack
ytmnsfw: where babyboomers go to say fail a lot
do you even know what nedm is
epic lulz
he fuck wouldHow the fuck would you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by General Doli
Your Father's name is "unknown" on your birth certificate.
Shut up and post a picture of your fat ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by rose west
Fatass.
Shouldn't you be thinking of surgery to get your man titties removed?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Stop projecting.Quote:
Originally Posted by rose west
Stop deflecting.
Post a picture of your big fat ass.
http://i.imgur.com/kz41B.gif
aha
It looks like you have man boobies
barry photoshopped onto that bald guy avatar looks like george costanza
I tried to do your avatar but it came out embarrassingly badQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
That's the story of your life, squeeze-turd.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks