i went out and got laid last night i have a life what did you do you lonely faggot
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i went out and got laid last night i have a life what did you do you lonely faggot
The lonely faggot was your lay partner....idjit!Quote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
nice you went out and got laid
i was also so drunk at one point i poured my own beer from the t ap when the bartender wasntt looking
girls love to fuck guys who pour their own beer when the bartender wasnt looking
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Originally Posted by lnopia the great
hey man I went to a mate's house in the afternoon where we sank beers and played some ps3, then came home around 7pm, made some epic dinner and fucked my girlfriend before she fell asleep (she had a cycling event on this morning).
:lis: sounds like a great night you had
boobz mode: ONQuote:
Originally Posted by boobz
:giggle:
So you guys have all been indulging in masturbation today, huh?
:getout:Quote:
Originally Posted by rose west
Guys, I put aside my feud with garfield to concentrate on the :lizard: threat, do you think maybe you could call a temporary ceasefire with boobz?
as long as boobz doesnt troll me with his "im rich" act
holy shit cberry gave me an infraction for this thread
Cberry is fag
I'll talk to boobz too, I think an armistice, even a temporary one, is in the best interests of all parties involved.
I would like to add boobz as my friend on steam, what is his username
I don't know boobz's steam ID but he must have one if he's been playing new vegas
Hi George *sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
if youre going to open conversation with maks at least have the courtesy to post pics of your whale ass
FUCK OFF YOU IGNORANT TURD!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
maks was almost ready to propose to me.
Ignore him, maks hunni.
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Originally Posted by fjs wins again
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rose we are all waiting for pics of your ass
I sent them to maks.Quote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
Ask him to share.
dont lie
pics of ass or fat ass hurry up
ask him
I'm not really looking forward to it tbh, in fact if what you say is true then I may vomit, but I am eager to get it over with.Quote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
she wont post pics of her ass because its true it is huge
yes, that's a pretty solid hypothesisQuote:
Originally Posted by fjs wins again
who the fuck is Dr David Delvin
i thought you talked to me anyway?Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
I do that's why I volunteered to have a discussion with you about a ceasefire between you and barry/elzQuote:
Originally Posted by boobz
I mean you can even continue fighting, but like redirect it, fight a proxy war. you might say 'shut up rose west you deaf mexican web designer' and elz would say 'hey ob are you having fun being a professional trumpet player with a unibrow'.
uh uh uh ok i have no beef with tim or elz. never have really, everyone just needs to a) chill out and b) focus as a group on the real problems here... lizards
indeed. there's a reason nobody but lizards go to the lizard forum.
like godzilla they can lay eggs without a mate
back in the day when people got old and unfunny they died. fuck modern medical science.
slightly unrelated, but i have my own conspiracy theory that one day in the future the western world (UK, US, AUS etc) will get to a point of uselessness with modern western medicine and the big pharma will collapse. we'll all be using herbs and natural remidies to cure. i could of course be wrong, but seriously how much more processed white pills can we take as a society before they either don't have any effect, or are just shunned for being overpriced shit